Rangeet Singh tells

Rangeet Singh tells his girlfriend," tommarrow come my home, No One will be at home,
Next Dat she goes there and found the door Locked.
There Was No One at home Hahaha

May, 22 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2533 views Funny

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neche bhoot ha
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then

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