Rangeet Singh tells

Rangeet Singh tells his girlfriend," tommarrow come my home, No One will be at home,
Next Dat she goes there and found the door Locked.
There Was No One at home Hahaha

May, 22 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2864 views Funny

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''tiger buscuit

''tiger buscuit ''Hum to yunhi tiger Biscuit khaa rahay thhay ,

~*~Tamana~*~

Ek Larki humein baacha samjh k pappi dy gai''''

thought of the day

thought of the day

kabi yeh mut socho k tmhare girlfrd ne tmhey kitna romantic sms bheja hey.

hamesha socho usey kis ney bheja hey.

SmS KinG

sacha waqia

Sacha waqiya....

ek buzurg kisi kay ghar tashreef lay gaee sara khandan baba jee pas jama thaa ksi nay shan main gustakhi kar di. theek 10 mint bad sara khandan andha ho gaya aur zoor zoor say ronay aur chillany laga, baba jee hamain maaf kar do hum par raham karoo atnay main baba je uthayy aur joti uthai aur sub ko ek ek lagaee aur farmaya...

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kambakhto light chali gaee.

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!

Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...

Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.

Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)

A Man Came Home Late

A Man Came Home Late At Night After A Party. His Wife Yelled: "How Would You Feel If You Don't See Me For Two Days?" The Man Couldnt Believe His Luck: 'That Would Be Great'! Monday Passed And He Didnt See Her...... Tuesday And Wednesday Passed Too..... On Thursday His Swelling Became Better And Now He Could See Her From The Corner Of One Eye... =P

Utray ga FARAZ...

Nursery,

Baloch Colony,

Karsaz,

Airport,

Malir,

Quaidabad

Laloo khait

Laloo khait

thakk..

thakk..

Rok ustaad

Utray ga

FARAZ...

bandy da puttar ban

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Bandy Da Puttar Ban.

Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)

Remix

Remix

Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!

HUM DOSTO KO BARI
PAKIZA $AZA

DETE
HAIN...!!!

Gand MArte Nahi

CHUPA LAGWA Dety heN,,,

Main Khud Bhi

Main Khud Bhi Usay Bhulana Chahta Hoon
Pappu. . . !!!

Pr Kya Karoon...

Ammi Roz Subha 7 Badaam Khila Deti Hain... ;->

Under The Black Cloth

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn

Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na

Matlab

Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)

1 Aadmi TeleScope

1 Aadmi TeleScope Se Aasman Dekh Raha Tha,

PATHAN B Usse Dehaan Se Dekh Raha Tha,

Achanak 1 Tara Tuta,
PATHAN Zor Se Chilaya."Wah ustad Kya Nishana Lagaya Hai.

A recently fired

A recently fired
stock trader said …

“This is worse than divorce…
I have lost everything
and
I still have my wife…”

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