Rangeet Singh tells

Rangeet Singh tells his girlfriend," tommarrow come my home, No One will be at home,
Next Dat she goes there and found the door Locked.
There Was No One at home Hahaha

May, 22 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2304 views Funny

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Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,

Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,

Phool ne Matti ko khas banaya,

Chahat ne Mohabat ko khas Banaya,

Kambakhat Mohabat ne Kitno ko "DEVDAS" Banaya... ;->

Teacher told all student

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

Subha SMS

Subha
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Shaam
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Din me
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Raat me
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Ghar me
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Office me
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Jeena
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Marna
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Akhir kya he ye SMS??

S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)

Bas Bohat Hua

Bas Bohat Hua

Bura Lage Tou Sorry
Me Ne Neeche Saaf
Saaf Likh Dia Hy ...

"SAAF SAAF" ;->

Pakistani American

Pakistani American Se:Tum Choron K Sath Kaisa Sulook Krte Ho?

American:Hum Un K Sath Boht Acha Sulook Rakhte Hain,
Un K Khanay Peenay Ki Har Cheez Ka Khayal Rakhte Hain

Pakistani:Ha Ha Bas Ye To Kuch B Nai,

Tum Abi B Humse Peechay Ho,

Hum Log To Choron Ko

PRESIDENT Bana Dete Hain!

What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?

What do you call a woman who marries an old,
ugly and poor man?
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Stupid. . . ;->

baccha apni ammi ko

Baccha Apni Ammi Ko Bager Mekup K Dekh Kar Chillaya ..
FARAZ

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Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salamt Rahein.
Aye Khuda Meray Abbu Salamt Rahein. . :-D

Utray ga FARAZ...

Nursery,

Baloch Colony,

Karsaz,

Airport,

Malir,

Quaidabad

Laloo khait

Laloo khait

thakk..

thakk..

Rok ustaad

Utray ga

FARAZ...

Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,

Pehlay Girl Frndz Hoti Thi,
Magr Mob¡Le Pakages Nahi Thay,
Or Ab

Mob¡Le Pakajz Hain Magr Girl Friends Nahi,
Ab Sirf Un Companies Ki Sim Sale Hoon Gi Jo Ye Offer Krain Gi. . .

"Ek Sim Ki Khareedari Per 10 Girlz Number Free"

Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi

Sheikh Sb k betay ki shadi thi.. sub Mehman intizar kr rahe thy k kab sheikh sb khanay ka bolen gey.. Raat k 2 baj gaye to sheikh sb se bhi raha na gaya .. unho ne garamjoshi se kaha.. sub 4,4 ho ker beth jayen..sub mehman khush ho gay k khana khulney wala hy.. phir sheikh sb ne sub k agay Tash pattay rakh diye k khelo

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classes - kabhi kabhi,
question papers - na tum jano na hum,
copying - yaarana,
maths2 - asambhav,
maths1 - mission impossible,
environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction - kal ho na ho,
1st class - raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class - dil mange more
fail - phir milenge

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