Rangeet Singh tells

Rangeet Singh tells
Rangeet Singh tells his girlfriend," tommarrow come my home, No One will be at home,
Next Dat she goes there and found the door Locked.
There Was No One at home Hahaha
  

May, 22 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2376 views       Funny

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