Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAISA Milega

Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAISA Milega
Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAISA Milega
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Kyonki Mere Paas RUPYE Nai Hai:)
  

May, 18 2010     84 chars (1 sms)     2510 views       Funny

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AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .

AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .

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(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
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Knocks de door.


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Sardar:tu ghulabo hor
kon....->
Dad – aaj tak tune koi aisa kaam kiya hai jis se
mera sar uncha huaa ho ?
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Son – ek baar aapke sar ke niche takiya lagaya tha
bhul gaye..:P:P

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car wala bola " main bhi yehi samjha tha
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Dr: Isko Koi Sakht Cheez To Nai Khelai?

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