Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAISA Milega

Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAISA Milega
Naanch Meri Bulbul To PAISA Milega
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Kyonki Mere Paas RUPYE Nai Hai:)
  

May, 18 2010     84 chars (1 sms)     2513 views       Funny

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A Mother''s Love For Her Children

Like Nothing Else In The World

It Knows No Law, No Pity

It Dares All Things & Crushes Down Remorselessly

All That Stands In ts Path . . .
Luck decides whom u meet in Life..
Ur Heart decides whom u want in Life..
But time decides who gets to stay in ur Life..
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Ecnological Development!
Ap B Ab Chand Say Baat Kr Skte Hy...!


Wow...




Users From Pakistan Just Dial 03216307893 Users Outside Pakistan Add Prefix 0092 ;->
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?

sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA

aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi..
Tajj Mehal dekh kar bola Shah Jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar Dada aashiq na hota....P
KOi Cheez Bewafai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Gham-e-Imtihaan Judaai Se Barh Ker Kia Hogi

Kisi Ko Deni Ho Agr Jawani Main Saza

Tou Parhai Se Bah Ker Saza Kia Hogi . . . ;)
Height Of Playin Games

A Sardar''s Dead Body Found In A Cupboard

&

Al Other Sardars Declard Him

Winner Of Last Year''s

Hide&Seek

Championship!
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
I just wanted to kiss a charming, attractive & most beautiful person on da earth but




















My lips cant touch my cheeks

Pathan In Crore-Pati



Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

















Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
President "Pakistani"
Leadrship "Purani"
Army Chief "Kiani"
Prime Minister "Gillani"
Speaker "Zanani"
Nawaz Shrif Ki "Shetani"
Zardari Ki "Karastani"
Judges Ki "Baimani"
Wkla Ki "Manmani"
Ministers Ki "Farawani"
Awam Ki "Preshani"
Na "AATA"
Na "BIJLI"
Na "PANI"
Wah Re Wah teri Qismat "PAKISTANI" ;->
Ek Pathan Apne
Rakshey k Paas Khara
Tha
Ek Aadmi Ne Aa kr
Poocha: Tariq Road Jao
Gy ???


Pathan:
Chala Tou Jao''n Par
Mere Rakshay k Paas
Kon Khara Hoga ?? ;->