Once some hunters

Once some hunters
Once some hunters were after an elephant. The elephant didn''t know what to do. He met his friend ant on the road. He told ant his problem.
She said : "Don''t worry . just hide behind me !!! "
  

May, 18 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     2694 views       Funny

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