Once some hunters

Once some hunters
Once some hunters were after an elephant. The elephant didn''t know what to do. He met his friend ant on the road. He told ant his problem.
She said : "Don''t worry . just hide behind me !!! "
  

May, 18 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     1906 views       Funny

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SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
itni pyar bhari nazron se dekha usne mjhe

AYE DOST

dil to gaya hi gaya

sath main 10 rupay wala somasa bhi gir gaya
Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn



Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na


Matlab


Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)


I''m so proud of
.... M Y S E L F ....

I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months

And

The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D
Recent Survey Report
Se Pata Chala Hy






K









Pakistan Main









90% Log








Fuzool Sms Bhi Badey Gaur Se Parhte Hyn ... ;->
Dil say. Shukria,
Hai
Akilmand
Or
Sweet
Wala
Bhejnay
msg
ye
or
hu
bwakuf
wala
pernay
msg
ulta
me
k
hu
kehta
halfia
"mai"
Ab plz nechay se uper perho.
Itni SHIDDAT Se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOSHISH Ki Hai

Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai

Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho

To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai

Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein Sab Theek Ho Jata Hai

HAPPY ENDINGS

Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua

Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . . ;->
PATHAN to Doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy


DOCTOR:
Khy?


Pathan:
Baat krte waqt Aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.



Doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?


Pathan:
Phone krte waqt.
1 cheetay ki beti ko kisi ne SMS kia
I LOVE YOU
Cheeta ghuse ma beti se kehta hy:
jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->
Lalu: Rabri, tum to hamara CHAND ho.

Rabri: Na ji hamka CHAND VAND mat kahiye,

ye sasure America wale roj Chand pe chadte utarte rahte hai.....;->
Attention Plz

Dere''s a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called

" Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) "

If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DON''T TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->

Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama

K Rishtedar Hain

Qarebi Zraye Sy Pata Chala He K

Asif Zardari, America K Sadar Obama

Ki Phupho K

Kuttay Ka Puttar Hay... ;->