Once some hunters

Once some hunters were after an elephant. The elephant didn''t know what to do. He met his friend ant on the road. He told ant his problem.
She said : "Don''t worry . just hide behind me !!! "

May, 18 2010 194 chars (2 sms) 2485 views Funny

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1 pathan aero plane me pilot

1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

Acording 2 a recent survey

Acording 2 a recent
survey
Men say
d 1st thing they notice
abt a woman is their
eyes
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Women say
d 1st thing they notice
abt men is
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What Do U Call

What Do U Call A Dog With No Legs . . . .? ? ?

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I''M ALIVE u can msg me

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Vegetable msg...

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MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy

Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.

Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.

k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.

What is the moral

What is the moral of movie RANG DE BASANTI?
Larkiyo ke lafre me mat paro…
Khali larkiya bachti hai,
baki sab larke mar jate hai..

JAb Tumhari Shadddi

JAb

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BHATIJA ho GA

Sale Dost pe Shak KArta HA :D

Aaj Kal Neeche Ja Kr

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Is Liye Aap
Ko Neeche Dekhne Ki Zarurat Nahi Ok . . . ?
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Aakhir Pakistani Hai Na Jis Kaam Ko Mana Karo
Wo Zarur Kare Ga . . . ;-

Bantas advise:-

Bantas advise:-
Dont carry umbrella during rain
Keep WHISPER on ur head
ye ghanto tak geelepan
ka ahsas nahi hone deta:D

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Batata Hoon

Bari Pyar Ki Aag Lagi Hui Hai ... ;->

Dedicated to BHAI LOG...

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Altaf Bhai London NaJate To Kya Hota?

To 9.0 Pe Unka Mazar Hota

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Babar Ghauri Wahan Charas Bechta

Wasim Akhtar Jooty Rakhny K Paise Leta

Shoaib Bukhari Langar Ki Degh Bnata

Saleem Shehzad Jeben Kat''ta

Baqi Rabta Commity Qawali Gati... =P ;->

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