"students Vs teacherz"..

"students Vs teacherz"..
"students Vs teacherz"..
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When We R in class, We R ''students'',
When They R in class, They R ''scholars''
When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''
When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''
When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''
When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''
When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''
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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?
  

May, 13 2010     488 chars (4 sms)     2555 views       Funny

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''''JaisA kaRo gE wAisa bhAro gE..''''


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DEMAND abhi baki hai mere dost. . . ;->
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Mat bura kaho usko
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rulana,


Zindgi main sabko
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Dushman Ko bhi galay
lagana,


Phir bhi koi gham day to



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