"students Vs teacherz"..

"students Vs teacherz"..
"students Vs teacherz"..
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When We R in class, We R ''students'',
When They R in class, They R ''scholars''
When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''
When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''
When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''
When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''
When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''
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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?
  

May, 13 2010     488 chars (4 sms)     3302 views       Funny

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! _/ _ . O0oi ammi ji..
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Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
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..."Aaj Ka Kam Kal Pe Mat Choro..
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...Jo Lootna Hay Aaj Hi Loot Lo.."
(Mr. A.A.Z)
Samajh Gaya Na Jan|X ... ;->
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Thapper Maron Kya??

Our Friendship is unconditional.
Reason dhoondho geShame on u..


Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!


Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!


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ek Pagal Tha
Bilkul Pagal Tha
Khali Pagal Nai
Bahut Khatarnak Pagal Tha

Aap Mat Ghabrao,




Aap K Samne To
Wo Kuch bhi nahi tha......;->
Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…