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the sun LIGHTENS our hair, but DARKENS our skin?
Why is it that to STOP Windows 98, you have to click START?
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May, 18 2010
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What is the Limit of telling aliE?
What is the Limit of
telling aliE?
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A HUBSHI taking a Bath &
Singing:"PAANI ME JALAY
MERA GORA BADAN..
is qadar hum ny udhaar khaya hy pappu
Is qadar hum ny Udhaar khaya hy paPpu..!
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Dukandar bhi humari zindagi ki dua kartay hain.... ;->
Sardar Was
Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast
Meri taraf se tmko
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Meri taraf se tmko Ye kenchi gift.yeh lo aur Logo ki Jaib kato or sms k Lye Paise jama karo
teacher dunia me ki
Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.
nafsiati tha
Shakespeare Said:
"Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage."
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Samajh Aaya Kuch?
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Nahi Na?
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Ulti Seedhi Baaten He Karta Tha...
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Nafsiyati Tha Salaa...
Apun tera dost,
Apun tera dost,
Dost bole to bhai,
Bhai bole to Munna Bhai
Munna Bhai bole to MBBS
MBBS bole to Dr
Dr bole to kya?
Bole to chal chadi utar INJECTION lgane ka :p
plz go to creat mess
Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
SAWAAL: Patni
SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
1-5 years girls love MOM
1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
16-30 years girls love ME
30-60 years they love HUSBAND
61-100 years they love..
Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le...!!!
** Breaking News **
** Breaking News **
Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai
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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p
Ko ko ko ko ko
Ko ko ko ko ko
Ko
Ko
Ko
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ko ko Ko Ko Ko Ko Ko
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Bas Karo Ab
"AANDA" dy b do,
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