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Ever wonder why
the sun LIGHTENS our hair, but DARKENS our skin?
Why is it that to STOP Windows 98, you have to click START?
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May, 18 2010
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Shahid aur Kareena
Shahid aur Kareena ke breakoff ka asli reason.. Pehli baar exclusively sirf sMsxOne.Com ke logo ke liye..
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Its Amrita Rao.. because Kareena pe FIDA hone se pehle Shahid ne Amrita ke saath ISHQ VISHQ kiyaa aur phir VIVAH kiyaa..:))
Jis tareh exam me
Jis tareh exam me
qustion assan hote hai
aur answer muskil,
usi tereh apke liye
msg padhna bahut assan he
per forward kerna bahut muskil,Na mumkin.
Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,
Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,
Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,
Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,
Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.
Arz kiA hy:
Arz kiA hy:
Mosam ne Li angrai,
or hum ne phr Li Razai.
IceCreAm se hy Larai,
MongphaLi hi sirf ghr me aai.
Cold drink se mu mor Liya,
Chai se nata jor Liya..
Sardar rocks
Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name .
teacher Shocked sardar Rocks.
A Smile
A Smile
Is An Inexpensive Way ...
To Change Ur Looks ...
Ab Ziada Mat Mkurana
Werna Log MALUNG Samjhai''n Ge ;->
Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,
Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,
Ham Ham Hay To Kya Ham Hay,
Wo Golgappa Kya Tasty Hoga,
Jismey Paani Kam Hay,
Is Se Bakwas SMS Bhejo Agar Dam Hay.
Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,
Jahan ki khilwat mei zulul nai ayega,
Gam-e-tohin se kubul nai ayega,
Maklul ki ibrat hai ye qurfa ghalib,
Dimagh phat jayega par ye sher samjh nai ayega.
teacher ne pucha bacho ye batao
Teacher ne Pucha
Bacho ye batao,
Jo log galat kaam karte hai,
Wo kaha jaate hai.
Sharmate huwe 1 ladki boli
Sir wo log
"ROSE GARDEN"jaate hai
pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:
Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?
once cow,elephant and donkey arguing who is the best?
cow:i give milk so i m the best
elephant:i m powerful so i m the best?
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Say something its ur turn!
MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..
MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..
CALL karne se jo darty hain..
BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???
Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)
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