Ever wonder why

Ever wonder why
Ever wonder why

the sun LIGHTENS our hair, but DARKENS our skin?

Why is it that to STOP Windows 98, you have to click START?

Why is ''ABBREVIATED'' such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do PRACTICE?

Why is the man who invests all your money called BROKER?
  

May, 18 2010     285 chars (2 sms)     2304 views       Funny

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Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweet like ME & nut like U''
Ek Road Pe Bht Saray Log Ek Larke Ko Maar Peet Rhy The,
Ek Admi Ne Pocha Bhai Es Ko Kyun Mar Rhy Ho
Wo Bola K
Uski T.Shirt Pe Likha Tha


I M FARAZ :-D
Keep the dictionary on, on ur mobile. Then cover the LCD with ur hand & type 96802730204732803665


(HAPPY APRIL FOOL"S DAY!)
Cho0se one number;

10

20

30

40

50

60

70

80

90

100

Then
i will tell you
Nothing
Tumhain to CHASKA he par gaya hai k kuch intresting reply hoga ... ;
Zardari :

Jb Me Paida Hua Tha To Pooray Gaon Walo ne 2 Ghantay Zabardast Firing ki Thee…

Pathan:

Lanat Hai ! Kisi Bhi Begherat Ka Nishana theek Nai Laga.!.
The hmuan mnid deos
not raed evrey lteter
sarelpatay but a wrod
as a wlohe jsut keep
the frist and lsat
letetr at the rghit
pcale

Thhik aiagn !!! ;->
Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?

Pathan:AMROOD khanay

Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;

pathan. pata ha:

Main AMROOD sath laya hon..
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...







Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
What is the difference between donkey and Monkey?

Monkey saves this message and Donkey deletes this message

Choice is Yours .. :)
mental hospital k opretion thetor me opretion tayar

saman mojod


doctor mojod


narsen mojod





mgr pagal sms parhne me masrof.;-
What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"

O: Originally

B: Born In

A: Africa To

M: Manage The

A: Americans ... ;->
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!