i am acha

i am acha
agar koi acha lagta hy tow wo acha nai, acha main hu, ore agar koi mjy bura lagta hy tow jaan lo k bura woi hy....


q k main tow acha hu
  

Jun, 06 2011     137 chars (1 sms)     2358 views       Funny

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''Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko "MUM" kho to
Ami say bari Khala
or choti Khala ko kya kho gay?

Sardar: Kafi der sochny kay bad
Bari ko
"MAXIMUM"

or,

Choti ko "MINIMUM"''
Husband: agr tm india me hoti to wha log zror tmhari pooja krty,
Wife:kya me husan ki devi jesi lgti hn?
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Husband:
Nhi yar,
kali mata lgti ho.. =P ;->
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kia talash kr

rahy ho! Sirf

happy ( khush )

raho :)
Hello!My Name Is Dr.Love.
I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.

I Complete My Lovelogy Course From University Of Heart.If Any Person Want 2 Meet Me,So Plz Welcome My Address Is HEART EMPIR,

Room 143,Opposite Ishq School,Mohabbat Colony, Behind Dil Nagar.

(,") DR.DIL (",)
By All Means Marry


If U Get A Gud Wife


U’ll Become Happy


&


If U Get A Bad One


U’ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->
Doctor to sardar : You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die?
Sardar : Yes. A good doctor
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack
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O.K Ur Training Is Completed,
Now Go And Stand In Front Of D Gate
Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"



Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..

Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:

1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.

2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?

3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo

4.Date Pr Hn

5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)
1 guy suddenly got up in a plane

n

said ''Hi Jack''

Everybody put thr hands up.

Thn suddenly Another guy

from other side got up n said



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''Hi John''. . . ;->


Dil ke zakhmoon ko gr koi shaiyri Kahe tu Seh lete hain...

Takleef Tu jab hoti hai jab koi wah wah karta hai... ;->