The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend
The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..

B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->
  

May, 14 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     3743 views       Funny

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Aik Din Geo K Saat Aur Aik Raat Shehnaz K Saat Pappu...




"Kia Ye Khula Tazad Nahi Hai" ;->
Men''ll never understand women and women''ll never understand men.

And that''s the one thing that men and women''ll never understand.

Do u understand?



Dunya ki sabse taqatwar shai hy Loha
har shay ko kat dyta hy
Lohe se taqatwar hy Aag
jo lohe ko pighla deti hy
Aag se taqatwar hy Pani
Jo aag ko bhuja deta hy
Pani se taqatwar hy Hawa
Jo Pani ko Ura le Jati hy
Hawa se taqatwar hy
INSAAN jo Hawa ko qaboo kr leta hy
Insan se Taqatwar hy
Pereshani jo Insan ko qabo kr leti hy
preshani se taqatwar hy SADQA jo har
preshani ko Kha jata hy
AUR In SABSE TAQATWAR Hy "Altaf bhai"
JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY... =P ;->
Mercedez Benz on easy instalment of Rs 999/- a month.

No downpayment.



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teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.
woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month


Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din Cashier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)
Santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
Dr: Aap pagal kaise huwe?
Pagal: kuch time pehle main ne ek bewa se shadi ki us ki jawan beti ne mere baap se shadi ki: yun wo meri saas ban gaye,un k ghar beti hui to rishte mai wo meri behn hui kiun k main us k baap ka beta tha,dosri taraf wo meri nawasi bhi hui, kiun k main us ki nani ka shohar tha, is liye main apni behn ka nana bana,phir mere ghar beta huwa, tu meri biwi ki beti, mere bete ki dadi bhi lagti thi kiun k wo meri soteli maa thi, chunache mera beta apni dadi ka bhai ban gaya aur main apne bete ka bhanja aur....
Dr: bas karo! Khuda k wastay bas karo warna main pagal hojaonga...
susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)
Kehty hain aurat k haath mai barkat hoti hai...
Sahi baat hai...
kiyo k 3 inch ki cheez hath mai do to 9 inch ki kar deti hai....

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yani k "Chapati".
Madhuri

Bipasha

Mallika Sheravat

neha dhupia

Rani mukherji

isha deol

twinkle khanaa

“sabhi ki or se tume Rakhi ki bahut badhai.....“