Boss Waz Not In Room.

Boss Waz Not In Room.
Sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
Servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
Servant Said:Sir I Think Someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not Sure?
Servant:BECOZ Sir,
When I Pic Up Phone Some One Said 4m Other Side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor Se Suno"

May, 15 2010 303 chars (2 sms) 2293 views Funny

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''''Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,

''''Gham ME B MAZA ATA HE,,
Gharibon k ghar bhi khuda aata hai,,
hum to aap ko roz sms karty hain,,
Ek ap ka sms jo worldcup ki tarah har 4saal baad aata hai''''

mery dimagh main kia chal raha hai

Teacher: Gul khan Tum Class Main Topi Kyun Pehan Kar Aatay Ho?

Gul Khan: Teacher! Taa K KJisi ko Pata na Chalay K,

Mery Dimagh Main Kia Chal Raha Hai. :-)

forget abt d past yo

Forget abt D past you cant change it,
Forget abt d future You cant predict it
Forget abt d present I dint get you one
Happy birthday!!!

Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi

Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi

Labon Par Khushi Ki Kahani Rahegi

Chamakte Rahenge Khushiyon K Sitaray Aap Ke

Jab Tak Humare Messages Ki Meherbani Rahegi ;->

The Devils Challenged

The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket.

We Have Got All The Cricketers,

Said The Angels.

Devils : No Problem We Have Got All The Umpires! :-)

TUM SACHE,

TUM

SACHE,

PYARE,

IMANDAR,

SAMAJDAR,

AQALMAND,

SHAREEF

Logon se door rehna
warna wo bhi "biggar" jayenge,

I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.

Man: stupid, that was THE DEAL... ;->

Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne

Car Me Baithi 1 Lady Ne, 1 Bhikhari Ko 1 Rupya Dekar,
Aasirvaad Dene Ko Kaha!

Bhikhari:Car Me To Baithi Ho,

Ab Kya Aasmaan Me Baithogi?

you know that old

You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->

Packing Start Ker do

Packing Start Ker do

Phir Na Kehna K Bataya Nahi

Abhi 15 - 20 Dim Hain

Ramzaan Ka chaand Nazar Aate Hi Aap Ko Ek Month K Liye Band Ker Dia Jaye Ga...... :p

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....

If You R 18 Years Old then scroll and read the mail other wise plz leave here....

are U 18 Years Old?

if

YES

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I again Advice you if you are not 18 plz go back!

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ok as u like now see this

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NADRA

National Database & Registration Authority, Pakistan

Agar aap ne apna CNIC (Computerized National Identity Card) abhi tak nahin banwaya tau foran banwa Lain...

as Govt. of Pakistan has rule that CNIC holder must be 18 yrs OLD ...

Tention Door Ho gayee na!!! Ha ha ha ha

S U N D A Y means, S= Soty raho!

S U N D A Y means,
S= Soty raho!
U= Utho dair se!
N= Nahao mat!
D= Dekhtay raho TV!
A= Aaram hi Aaram!
Y= Yaad karo sirf hum ko!
So,
Enjoy Your sunday

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