Who is a diplomat????

Who is a diplomat????
Who is a diplomat????

A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day

&

later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2326 views       Funny

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Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.


Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..

Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
When Sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror

sardar shouted " you are trying to see my wife? " sot back , i will drive.
Polio Team; Darwaze Par Bachey Hain?
Pathan; Beta Pistal Aur Cartoos Lay Ao.
Polio Team Bhagte Huwey Pichey Say Awaz Aiee,
Tehro Ye Mere Bacho K Name Hain...!
Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.


American: In our country ,
marriage even takes place with email.

Santa: In India, it is only with a female
Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence
Wife Says; When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You... ;->
A Punjab Policeman notices his wife stealing Rs 500 note from his pocket

Says to his wife"I caught u red handed"


Wife take him to the corner and says"Ghar ki baat hai 100 rupey may nipta lo"
Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
.
.
.
But Unfortunately earth is Round!!
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doong
I am missing U.



I am missing U.



I am missing U.









Don''t believe!



See I am on journey and u r not with me, it means u r missing.