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Who is a diplomat????
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Who is a diplomat????
Who is a diplomat????
Who is a diplomat????
A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day
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later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->
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The owner of the
The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with
his inside outside his inside inn.
I wnt u to b wit
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
Circuit: Bhai America
Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
boy tum shadi k baa
Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?
Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina.
i always pray 4u that
I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
husband: Allah
Husband: Allah ne tumhain 2 ankhain di hain..
chawal se pather nahi nikal sakti???
Wife: Allah ne tumhain 32 dant diye hain 2-4pather nahi chaba sakte..!!!!
Uski Yaad Main Khaana
Uski Yaad Main Khaana Peena Chorr Diya "Pappu" . . . .
Phir Socha
"Khaonga Nahe To ßarra Kaise Hunga. . . . ;->
JAisa K aap Sub MUSLIMS
JAisa K aap Sub MUSLIMS ko pata hay K MAHE RAMZAN start ho gaya hai,
Tu Ais LIye Ap Apney Mobile Mein save tamam Dirty Jokes,Pic msgz orr Girls k Numbers
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KArnay say pehlay Mujhe Farward Kar day
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Thanks A Lot
Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana
Haqiqat Smjo Ya Afsana
Apna Smjo Ya Begana
Hmara Apka Rishta Hy Purana
Is Liye Farz Tha Apko Batana
K Grmi Aa Gai Hy Ab Shuru Kr 2
GoLay ki redhi Lgana
Shakespear said, "
Shakespear said, "This World Is A Stage & We All Are Actors".
In Punjabi It Is Translated As,
"Ae Dunya Ik Drama Ae, Tae Tusi Sarray Marasi O".
Friends are like
Friends are like fish...u have to sit patiently and 4 a long time to find a gud one...JUS LIKE I CAUGHT U!!!SO BETTER STAY NICE OR I''LL FRY U
''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??
''DO U KNW WHAT IS GIRLZ??
G=GHOST
I=IN
R=REAL
L=LIFE
SO AVOID GIRLS AND SEND ME HERR NUMBERS
I''M PROFESSIONAL
GHOST RIDER''
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