Who is a diplomat????

Who is a diplomat????
Who is a diplomat????

A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day

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later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->
  

May, 20 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2672 views       Funny

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O Frnd Jee
Tussi Mittha Aam Ho
Coca Cola Da Jaam Ho
Sir Dard Ka Baam Ho
Sara Kuch Theek Hy
Bas SMS Nahi Kerde
Ba Es Waste Badnaam Ho. . . ;->
" ToDay Iz SunDAY "

Send this SMS to 10 Peoples and INSHALLAH tommorrow Will be Monday !

Monday :)

Believe me it works!! :)
susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)
Din Ko Karo
YA
Raat Ko Karo


Ander Karo
YA
Bahir Karo


Beth Ker Karo
YA
Leat Ker Karo


Bed Per Karo
YA
Kursi Per Karo


Piyar Se Karo
YA
Ghusse Se Karo


Neend Main Karo
YA
Hosh Main Karo


1 Bar Karo
YA
2 Bar Karo


"Kerna Tu Hai"
--sMs-- YaaR..

Jaisay maRze hai waisay kaRo... ;->
What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
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Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends” ;->
mill gaya...
oyee mill gaya....
oyee hoiyee mill gaya.....
oye oye mill gaya....
oye oye oye mill gaya....
lallaa dhomm mill gaya......
yeh sms perhnay walla aik or pagal mill gaya
U R my best frnd.

Bharosa nahi?

Chalo fir Mina-e-Pakistan par chadenge

Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.

Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi

to me kood jaunga... :)
Santa : People Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD ! U have came again..
Tusi door gae intzar kita.
tusi kol ae pyar kita.
tusi rus gae razi kita.
tusi yad ae miss kita.
ik gal daso.
sub kuj me kita .
tusi ka kita.


Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.
Suna Hai Apki Muskurahat Pe Log Marte Hain..?

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Mujhe Bhi Ek Banda Marwana Hai..
Zaraa Time Nikaal K Aana

Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..

A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
W=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi

4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)