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Who is a diplomat????
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Who is a diplomat????
Who is a diplomat????
Who is a diplomat????
A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day
&
later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->
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May, 20 2010
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wife aap buhat mote
Wife: Aap Buhat Mote Ho Gae Ho..
Pathan: Tum Bhi To Kitni Moti Ho Gai Ho..
Wife: Main Maa Banne Wali Hu..
Pathan: Main Bhi To Baap Banne Wala Hun... =P ;->
Dheeru bhai from heaven
Dheeru bhai from heaven
"Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".
Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta.
call me on my HUTCH mobile!"
mohabbat
jisko b daikha hy rotay huwe dekha hy
"DOST"
ye mohabbt kisi tissue company ki saazish tou nhi ....:)
3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.
3 chezao k damn khabi na chorrain.
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shrafat:-
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sadaqat:-
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or
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in ki larkian.
You Can Impress Everybody By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence And If That''s Not Enough
You Can Impress Everybody
By Your Talent , Looks And Intelligence
And If That''s Not Enough
Tell Them
You Are
My Friend ... ;->
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge?
pathan: jo marzi keh do g .
us ko konsa kuch sunai de ga;-)''
When I waz a kid my
When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...
Now I know that it is
not true
B''coz if angels live in
heaven
Why am I here ... ;)
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi
AllAh Aap ki zindAgi minAr-E-Pakistan jitne lambi karAy
Aur hr koi 5 rupee De kr Aap par charhAy.
Aameen
Jani Plz Snd 10 Rupes.Jaldi
Jani Plz Snd 10 Rupes.Jaldi
100 M Sy
90 Peple Is SMS Ko
Pura Prhy ßina Rpl Krngy
Snd It
2ur Frndz N Check
Hw Many Send
Jtne Paise Milenge Adhe Mere
aaj ka thought
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->
If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
kya app kanjoosi
kya app kanjoosi aur Advertisement kee height ko milla saktey hein?
Naheen! hmmmmm
Meinein millaya hai!
Kaisay?
Mein apney saare SMS iss site per beijhta hoon aur apney doston sey kehta hoon k yeh site open karo.
Kyun! meinein kar dikhaya na
Height of youthfulness..
Height of youthfulness....
KKusum of Serial Kkusum looks yunger than her daughter in law..
manna padega, that woman depicts 50 yrs atleast..
but still looks wrinkle free
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