Who is a diplomat????

Who is a diplomat????

A diplomat is 1 who forgets 2 wish his wife on her b''day

&

later tells "How u expect me 2 remember ur b''day when u never look older... ;->

May, 20 2010 174 chars (2 sms) 3353 views Funny

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na janu na jan
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&
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''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

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Who is a diplomat????

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