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Is A male or female????
Is A male or female????
Is A male or female????
socho
Socho
Female
Why?
Bcoz
A kya bolti tu...? ;->
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Dil diya tha MOHABBT
Dil diya tha MOHABBT ki nishani samajh kar,
Wo kha gaya use BIRYANI samajh kar.
Khoon-e-jiger B na chora zalim ne,
Wo B pi gaya LIMON PANI samajh kar.
Survey Subject:
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.
pathan 2 wazoo
1 din pathan ne 2 wazoo kiyey
tu molvi sahab ne pocha k tum ne 2 wazoo kiu kiyey....
pathan : ta k 1 toot jaye tu 2 kamm aye
hahahah....
Majnoo Laila Ki
Majnoo Laila Ki Zulfon Me Aisa Khoyak Behosh Ho Gaya.
Jab Hosh Aya To Pocha.
Laila!
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Kitne Dino Se Sr Nhi Dhoya?
michael jackson ko sms
It is my fault:
Ye sab mere ghalti hai.
Me ne hi Michael Jackson ko SMS me likha tha k
"I Don''t Love You"
Muje kya pata tha k wo Bechara ye baat dil per he le jayega. :-)
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,
Ek pedh pe do kabootar,
Ab who kha kar
rahe the??
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Socho
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Socho
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Nahi pata
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Flytter fluter..............;->
duniya k das bardey shaitan,
duniya k das bardey shaitan,
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Oh I am unable to write your name ten times in a row
What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ?
What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ??
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Ok... Its OSO thats common to both
wondering how ??
scroll down ....
Because Deepika is associated with Om Shanti Om and Ranbir is associated with O.. Saawariya O... :))....
We''ve known each
We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank
bandy da puttar ban
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Bandy Da Puttar Ban.
Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)
Mery Aziz Ham Watno
Mery Aziz Ham Watno Ham Ne Load Shading Ka Khatama Kr Dia Hy
Ta K Factrian Chal Paren Or Log Kam Pe Lag Jain Warna Log Wakilon
K Long March May Shamil Ho Jain Gey Jasy He Long March Nakam Ho Ga Apko
Phr Se Load Shading Ke
Khush Khabri Sunai Jaige... =P
Apka Khadim
Asif Ali Zardar
Mr. 100% . . . ;->
Are You Fluent In English .?
Are You Fluent In English .?
Read It Fast . . .
Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->
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