Is A male or female????

Is A male or female????
Is A male or female????

















socho





Socho


Female
















Why?







Bcoz




A kya bolti tu...? ;->
  

May, 20 2010     187 chars (2 sms)     2594 views       Funny

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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....


Meaaaoooon....
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