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Is A male or female????
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Is A male or female????
Is A male or female????
Is A male or female????
socho
Socho
Female
Why?
Bcoz
A kya bolti tu...? ;->
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May, 20 2010
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ye msg aik ghareeb
ye msg aik ghareeb lerki ka hei jis k paas is sakht sirde me pehanne k liye kapre nahi hein,msg sabko bhej ker uski help karein
name
malika sherawat... ;->
If ever u start missing
If ever u start missing
Ur School days
Ur class
Ur friend circle
Ur canteen or nothng abt ur skooling thn
Just
Just
Just
Open ur report cards
Sara nasha utar
Jaega;-)
Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar..
Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar..
It Starts Wid Fire..
Continues Wid Smoke..& Dies In Ashes But Who Cares?
We R Chain Smokers! ;-)
If I had a spy camera...
If I had a spy camera...
i''ll snap ur evry moment...
evry smile...
evry memory...
n keep...
in my...
kitchen to scare the rats...
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married
When a man talks dirty
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW
A Boy On Date Wid A Gir On BMW
Boy Said: Jaan . . Mene Tum Se Ek baat Chupai K . . . I''m Married . . .!!!
Girl: OH GOD Tum Ne Tou Mjhe Dara Hi Dia. . . Main Samjhi Ye Car Tumhari Nahi hai . .
heard you are celebr
Heard you are celebrating a belated birthday this year....
Bet all those other fools sent cards on time
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?
Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?
A Diplomate Is 1 Who Forget To Wish His Wife On Her Birthday
&
Later Telss ''''How U Expect Me 2 Remember Ur B''day When U Never Look Older'''' ;->
aarey tum sey keh rahey
aarey tum sey keh rahey hein k hum sey mohabat naam kee kissi cheez ka na zikar karna na ummeeed,
kyun k teen cheezein kabhi b badal saktee hein,
1-qismat
2-waqt
aur offcourse "Apun"
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,
wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:
Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.
aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko
ek baaar ek aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko uchaaalta he.... toh uske dimaag me aise hi koi idea kaise aata he????
simple!!
aaadmi ko uchalega toh it will be men toss ....mentos-dimaag ki batti jala de
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