Is A male or female????

Is A male or female????
Is A male or female????

















socho





Socho


Female
















Why?







Bcoz




A kya bolti tu...? ;->
  

May, 20 2010     187 chars (2 sms)     2461 views       Funny

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Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->
U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS


Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:






Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..






Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D
Khub surat pholon mai,

Haseen wadiyon mai,

Dil kash bagon mai,

Aap jesa
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1 kierra zaror hota hai.
Aj Kal Zardari Kon Se Naaray Se Darta Hai.







Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.
''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num


Zara gor se dekh ye hi to nahi hai tera sanam?

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Achha koi ye bata sakta hai kya... ki indian currency yani ki note par gandhi ji ki tasveer mein gandhi ji hamesha muskurate hi kyu rehte hai???






Kyuki agar vo royenge to note geela ho jayega.
Saveray jaldi uth k,Naha k,Saf Jay kapre pa k,Msjid ja,ALAH agay sajde pay k,Akhan band kar k,Sache Dil nal puch,"MOLA jadon tusi aqal vandi, main kithe c"
1 kabutar pathan ko tang kr rha tha, pathan ne usy pakar liya or usy mAarne ka faisla kr liya, wo usy chhath pe ly gaya

aur



wahan se neche phaink diya.
Computer Is Shameless
Why?



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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?
Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''