Is A male or female????

Is A male or female????

socho

Socho

Female

Why?

Bcoz

A kya bolti tu...? ;->

May, 20 2010 187 chars (2 sms) 2601 views Funny

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Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Tou
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Patient's Friend:
Abay,15 Min Pehle Tou Accident
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Husband:I''ll admit I''m wrong if u''ll admit I''m right!

Wife:I agree! u go first!

Husband: Ok

I''m wrong!

Wife
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you are right!

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Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,

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Ishq Main Barbaad Ho
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Doosra Aadmi:

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Lengey,

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Is A male or female????

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