Is A male or female????

Is A male or female????

socho

Socho

Female

Why?

Bcoz

A kya bolti tu...? ;->

May, 20 2010 187 chars (2 sms) 2983 views Funny

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''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

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KYUN K
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MAI GHAR HE HOTA MON!!!!!!!!!''

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?

Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai

Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya tm urr sktay ho?

Kya pahaar utha sktay ho?

Kya tm buildng tor sktay ho?

Nai na?

Beta srf shakl bndr jasi hone se koi "hanumaan" nahi ban jata

Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?

Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?
TT: 9 Bajy
Pathan: Local?
TT: 1 Bajy
Pathan: Maal gari
TT: 12 Bajy

TT: Mgr jana kahan hy
Pathan: Patri Pe Susu Kerni Hy ;->

Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?

Who Is Diplomate ? ? ?

A Diplomate Is 1 Who Forget To Wish His Wife On Her Birthday

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Later Telss ''''How U Expect Me 2 Remember Ur B''day When U Never Look Older'''' ;->

bvap nay pichlay sa

Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->

She Broke my Heart..:-(

She Broke my Heart..:-(

I Broke Her BF''S Jaw..;-)

CNN News.

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'''' Tum Kuttay Thay

'''' Tum Kuttay Thay
Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay Aur Aane Wali Saato''n Naslai''n Kuttay Hii Rahenge ''''

Kutya Ne Kuttay Se Kaha Aur Maike Chali Gayi . . . ;->

Do u know k glass

Do u know k glass tutay to kiya awaz ati hai?

Dhuz?
no

Dhooz?
no

Thish?

Nahi bhai

Ami ki awaz ati hai"lakh d laanat,fer ki pann ditta e?

Aaj tum nein kaha tha

Aaj tum nein kaha tha naa k aaj tumhara dimagh boht chal raha hai!

to yaar jaldi sey chautha(4th) gear lagana mein nein ghar jaldi jana hai

Pathanon ne eid k baad

Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje

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