Is A male or female????

Is A male or female????

socho

Socho

Female

Why?

Bcoz

A kya bolti tu...? ;->

May, 20 2010 187 chars (2 sms) 2722 views Funny

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So,keep on enjoying life

Don''t lose ur smile at any cost
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Even if u r
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Tere golden face ki beauty ne,

Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
request hai tumse,
ise refuse na karna,
dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.

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INDIA me 1 Ajeeb-o-Gareeb SMS hy

Jo Bolta B hy

Chalta B hy

Khata B hy

Monchen b hen uski

Pagri b pehnta hy

Naam hy uska

S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh.....

what will u say when

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CHINI KUM...

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

1.Science say gira Arts may atka

2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara

3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag

4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka

5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay

6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati

7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana

8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera

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Din me
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Raat me
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Ghar me
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Office me
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Jeena
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Marna
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Akhir kya he ye SMS??

S = SUB
M= MIL ker
S = SOCHO:-)

pathan and faraz

American: Can U swim?

Pathan: No

American: Dog is Better den u

bcz It Swims

Pathan: Can u swim?

American: Yes

Pathan: then whats the Difference between u & Dog.

NURSE kept SARDAR’S

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Merey pas apney dost jesi car

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p

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Munna bhai:apun ko kaisy pata chalay ga k ye bakra hai ya bakri?”
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in a class to write an essay
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