Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha

Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khara hai
  

May, 25 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     2509 views       Funny

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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :-
SWEET POEM:

Eat With Butter,

Cut With Cutter,

When You Forget MeYou Will Definitely Fall In Gutter..:-)
Meri aankhon ko sapne phir dikha gaya koi,

Bujhti sansoon main mehak phir jaga gaya koi,

Kya ye such much pyar hai,

Ya Phir se "TOPI" pehna gaya koi.
Aik raat ko 3 baje mera phone baja

''Jee yehan SAIMA MEHFOOZ hai?

Meinay kaha

''Pagal k putar, iss waqt agar Saima meray pas hoti to kya woh Mehføøz hoti''?
Tip Of The Day:
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Kno Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times;


"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing!
''Teacher: Agar tm apny Ami ko "MUM" kho to
Ami say bari Khala
or choti Khala ko kya kho gay?

Sardar: Kafi der sochny kay bad
Bari ko
"MAXIMUM"

or,

Choti ko "MINIMUM"''
1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white
banyan main jaa raha tha:

kuch larkiyon ne daikha tu kaha:

oh "Red&White"


Dehati ne dhoti uthai or
Bola:





:King Size Filter"
Kehdo un pharno walo say,
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kabhi hum bhi parha kartay thay,
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jitna syllabus parh k woh top kartay hain,
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utna tu hum choice per chor dia karty thy


1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Why pakistan is in trouble ? Population: 16 crore
4 crore retired
3 crore in state govt don''t work
2 crore in school
2 crore under 5 year
2 crore unemployed
2 crore house wives
99,99,998 are any time in jail.
The balance is you & me. you are busy in checking SMS.

HOW can i handle pakistan alone? ;->
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai?
Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho.....
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mehal k
Her Khirki,
Her Deewar,
Her Meenar,
Her Cheez ko Dekha,

Aur Kaha



Maa Qasam,





Sab Filmi Hai. :-)