Maalik:abay nokar

Maalik:abay nokar kuttay abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray meray kano mien gunguna rahay hain

Nokar:sahab mainay machar maar diay hain yeh to un ki bivia hain jo vidva ho ker ro rahi hai

May, 25 2010 190 chars (2 sms) 3414 views Funny

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Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!

Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...

Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar Arahi Hai.

Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)

President Bush and

President Bush and President Musharaff were flying in a plane and Bush says: If i drop a billion dollars here i''ll make a million ppl happy. Musharraf says: If i drop my uniform i''ll make my whole country happy.
The Captain of the plane says: If i drop this plane i''ll make the whole world happy... :P

''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti

''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai

To phr MEDICAL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?''

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-

C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......

Thats why boys go to college

Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi

Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?

Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!

A boy goes to see

A boy goes to see a cabaret dance.

His mom goes angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!

Bijli ki yad main

Bijli ki yad main

Pakistani Qoum kuch arsay bad bijli ki yad main bachon kay name is tarha rakhy gi

Boys:
Chaudhry Transfarmer
Meter Khan
Haji Taar memon
Sheikh Stabilizer
Molana Deep Freezer
Jumper Badshah
Mian Cut out

Girls:

Fridge un Nisa
Istree Bano
Tubelight Bai
Miss Low Battery
Saver Apa
Wapda Perween
Trip Bibi

larki khoobsurat kutte k sath

larki khoobsurat kutte k sath ja rahi thi
k Larke ne dekh ker kaha aap dono behn bhai hain
larki-// ap ko hm dono main se kon pasand hai
Larka-// yaqeenan tm
larki-// to phir is k liye apni behn le aao
hamare yahan watta satta chalta hai...=P;->:-P

''Boy: Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?

''Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
.
.
.
.
.
ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai''

Teacher asks girl,

Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

bache gamley se nikle hain?

Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.

Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p

Santa:

Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
Banta: That''s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa: Usne Kaha

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