CID Officer:

CID Officer:
CID Officer: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr crime?

Sardar: Sir,I Think, they r uneducated,
if they were educated, they would leave
their signature.
  

May, 18 2010     165 chars (2 sms)     2759 views       Funny

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Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua

Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho Gi?

Student:Pehlay Ye To Btain K

Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?


Son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha

Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga

To Mujhe 5000rs Doge.

Father: Haan

Son: Gud News He,

Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye
Arrange Marriage:

5,00,000 Shadi Par.

1,00,000 Haq Meher.
Aur
Shadi ki Muktalf Rasmon Pe Rs.50,000

Shadi k 3 Dino Ka Khrcha Rs.6,50,000

Yani Shadi k 1 Din ka Kharcha Rs.216666.6667

1 Ghantay ka Rs.9027.77778

Or 1 Minute ka Rs.150.462963

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Ufff! Tauba Tauba.



Love Marriage:

Sirf 120 Rupay Ka Stamp Paper.

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A Massege From: The Students Of Accounting & Finance.

Invest at Your Own Risk.
PAkiSTAN nE 191 SCoRE kAr k ChAmATkAAr kAr diA,,

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Ph¡r b AuSTrALiA nE UskA BALADKAR kAr diA.. ;->
HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!

Yaahooooo.....

It is Saturday....

Have a Great Weekend.....

Escape Fast...

Before the Boss Sees You...

Have a Great Weekend...
-Agr tum:
0% busy ho
32% beemar ho
14% dukhi ho
20% temtion main ho
46% tarse huay ho
48% ghabra rahe ho

to in sare no ki % hata k mila k dail kero,tumhari sari tention door hojaigi!Money back guarantee! Trykerna must hai :-)
HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
''Boy&Girl in a resturent
Boy:Ilove u
Girl:Idon''t love u
Boy:But I lov u
Girl:nai
Boy:Waiter hamara alag alag bil le k ana
Girl:Acha na I Love U Too''
Aata





ghee





shaker





chawal





k bad pakistan mein MSG ka buharan. . . .
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha

B.V boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?

Pathan: Tabiyat kharab hai
Doctor ne double
roti khaney ko
bola hai. . . . ;->
2 Dost
Year 1980
A=Yar ye Light kb Jati hai
B=Pata nhi, shaid Saal men 1 Bar.


year 1990
A=Yar ye Lite Q Jati hai
B=Pta nhi, shaid Transfrmr Badlty¿hen


year 2010
A=Yar ye Lite kb aye gi
B=Jub Hmary Elaqy ki Jae gi tb Tmhary Elaqy ki Ayegi


year 2014
A=Yar ye Lite ay gi Aaj?
B=Nhi Aaj lahore me hai, rwp/islmbd ki Bari Kal hai


year 2030
A=Suna hai Purane Waqton me Lite hua Krti thi
B=So Ja Lite wite Kuch nhi Hoti, Sub Tera Wehm hai..: