2 pathan 1 darkht k nichey beth kr baten
kr rhe they k achank drakht se ek aam{mango}
girta hy..
pehla pathan 2srey se ye aam kese gira?
aam khud hath jorr kr answr deta hy
k saalo pak gya hon
mei tum logo ki baten sun kr... ;->
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
