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IN Frenc
IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"
  

May, 25 2010     134 chars (1 sms)     2447 views       Funny

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Pres.Zardari Has Ordered That

All Future Press Conferencs Will B Held Inside The Masjid In Presidency,

Since
Shoes Cannot Be Worn Or Carried Inside Masjid!
Hum Nay Ic Darr Se Vedio Game Hi Khailna Chor Di "hAmY"




K Achanak Lite Chali Gai To Rupaiya Zaya Hoga
Rukain

Abhi Delete mat karye ga.

Neechay karain








Or Neechay
















Thora Or Neechay






















Bus
Ab
Delete kardain. . . ;->
Bejaan phool ko khushbu dena koi aapse seekhe
Roothe howe ko hasana koi aapse seekhe
Dost banana to har koi janta hai
Dost ko choona lagana koi aapse seekhe... ;->
Why MEMONS are banned to play hockey & football.........?
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Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain.
What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?


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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->
Ostad,, bato 5880 aur 3223 ko jama karen aur is me se 800 tafreeq

kar ke 80 per taqseem karen to kia ho ga?
Shagird!
Janab Sar may dard hi hoga!
Main Usay Yaad Karti Hoon
Jisay Soochti Hoon
Woh Mughay Yaad Karta Hai
Jisay Main Sochty Hoon

Main Kisay Sochty Hoon
Yeh To Mughay Bhi Nahin Pata
''A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!''


Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
EveryOne Thinks Of Changing The World....
But
No One Thinks Changing Themselves....

EveryOne Wants To B In Heaven
But
No One Wants To Die.....
Noor jahan ki wafat k baad Is dafa
jang ki soorat mein milli
naghmay nasebo lal gae gi.

''Aye watan K sajeelay
GUJJRO,
Dushman ki manjii mein daang phair do.