Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,

Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,
Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,

Aap Ka sMs Karna B Lagti 1 Saazish Hay,

Kya Really Aap Hum Ko Miss Karte Ho,

Ya Haathon Men Aap K Khaarish Hay........
  

May, 21 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2372 views       Funny

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Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?

Is duniya me kitno k NIKAH ho gayeKya naseeb mai apnesirf NIKAH k CHUWARAY rehenge?
Dekh0 bacho apnay mulk k halaat.

kahin h0 rahay hain dhamakay to kahin pr rhay hain faqay.

isi lye kehtay hain



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Why?



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B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But




No
Underwear..?


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what is a adult joke?

Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
Why Can A Man Not Be

Handsome And Intelligent

At The Same Time? ....


Because He Would Be A



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I live by Faith, not by my sight.So whether i See u! or not,
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A sweet old friend of mine....
With no chance of improvement! =)
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Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?

Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !

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Teacher :Because of Qauid E Azam hard work what do we get on 14th August...?









Student:A Holiday... ;->

SHORT and SWEET SAYING :

"Nobody
In
This
World
Is
Rich
Enough
To
Throw
Away
A
Friend.."
Height of laziness-

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STUDENT sticking CHITS

to answer SHEET..