Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,

Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,
Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,

Aap Ka sMs Karna B Lagti 1 Saazish Hay,

Kya Really Aap Hum Ko Miss Karte Ho,

Ya Haathon Men Aap K Khaarish Hay........
  

May, 21 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     3002 views       Funny

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Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)


1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p
Latest poem in SCHOOL.
Twinkle twinkle little STAR.I just went to ROYAL BAR.Quarter rates are up so HIGH.
So drink a beer with chicken FRY
Wonderful couples in this world


Heart & beats



Night & moon



Roses & love



Fish & water




My SmS & ur smile
BEER Is Now

Cheaper

Than PETROL!




"DRINK"







Don''t DRIVE

Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






What?



One Good Way To REDUCE Alcohal Consumption . . .

Before Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r SAD

After Marriage. . . Drink WhenEver U r HAPPY . . . ;->
Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.
''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''
Shahbaz Sharif:

Zardari Ki Beti Aj Phir Kisi K Sath Gai Hai . . .

Nawaz Sharif:

Koi Baat Nai 5 Baje Wapis A Jai Gi . . . .

Zardari:

Nai Bahi Ge 6 Baje Ay Gi Ghanta Agy Ho Gya Hai ...=P;->
Q: Why dogs don''t marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog''s life!