2 Men searchig for their lost wifes 1st: how''s ur wife look like?2nd:beautiful,bold,tall,blue eyes.What about urs?1st: Meri nu maar goli,chal teri labiye :-D
I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!
Dere''s a dangerous
virus being passed
around electronicaly,
oraly & by hand.
Diz virus is called
" Weary-Overload-
Recreational-Killer
(WORK) "
If U receive WORK frm
any of Ur Teachers,
Colleagues, Boss Or
Any1 Else via any
means
DON''T TOUCH IT
Diz virus will wipe out
Ur pvt life cmpletely ;->
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
