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''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''
Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
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''1 chor Police sy
''1 chor Police sy chupty hue 1 Toti hui Qabr me chup gya
or Police sy bach gya.
Wahi Qareb sy kch pthan guzry to unho ny socha k shyd Log Myyt pr Matti dalna bhol gye fata fat Matti dalna shuro kr di to chor bola
"Bachao Bachao"
Pthan:"Ooe Jaldi Jaldi Matti dalo is pr to Khuda ka Aazab shuro ho gya"''
What Happens To A
What Happens To A
Chartered Accountant
MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi
Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi
Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia
Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->
marriage is that rel
Marriage IS THAT RELATION BETWEEN MAN AND WOMEN IN WHICH THE Independence IS Equal,
THE Dependence MUTUAL AND THA Obligation Reciprocal".
Best WISHES FOR Happy Wedding Anniversary.
neend me h0 to sapne bhejo
BoY: NeeNd mE h0 to sApNe BhEjo,
JAag rAh¡ h0 to YAdEiN bhEj0,
Ro rAhE h0 t0 AnSu BhEjo,
sMs pArh rAhi h0 to REpLy BhEjo..
GirL: ToiLET mE ho, kyA BhEjoN? ;->
Karachi K Halat!
Karachi K Halat!
"Paint Shirt"
Pheno Tu Pathan Nahe Choraengy,
"Shalwar Qamez"
Pheno Tu MQM Walay Nahe Choraengy.
"Chaddi Banyan"
Pehno Tu Taleban Nahe Chroaegy,
Or "Kch Na Pehno"
To Awam Nahe Choregi.
PAKISTAN ZINDABAD.
Pappu excitedly announced
Pappu excitedly announced to hi friends
"I will tell you all something....." All his
friends gathered around himto hear what
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A) "Something"... ;->
SHAAN is remaking TITANIC
SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.
In The End,
He does not die, But
Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and
Titanic on the other hand. :-)
1 day god tested me
1 Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory n Asked
"Do U Remember Any1 Now?"
I Told Ur Name
God Smiled n Said
"Some Virus Can''t Be Formatted" ;)
Simple But Effective-
Simple But Effective-
"If U Want To
Shine Like Sun,
First You Have
To Burn Like It..."
Breaking News
Breaking News: Nawab Akbar Bugti is alive.
He escaped from the back side of cave on his Honda CD70 and was shouting
"MAIN TE HONDA EE LAYSAAN"!
Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,
Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,
Phool ne Matti ko khas banaya,
Chahat ne Mohabat ko khas Banaya,
Kambakhat Mohabat ne Kitno ko "DEVDAS" Banaya... ;->
A boy 2 pathan:
A boy 2 pathan:
mai agar chahon to tamam pathano
ko janat se nikal kar jahanum main la sakta hoon.
Pathan:kaise?
Boy:main jahanum mai naswar
ka dukan kholon ga
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