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*Golden Words*


''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''



Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->
  

May, 06 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     2209 views       Funny

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a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"
A Man Has A Crow. . . Who Has Very Soft & Tender Feathers...



What Does He Call It..?







Any Gueses







Dont Knw






He Calls It




''''My-Crow-Soft..'''' ;->
God made a daylight n is called Sun,

God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun,

God made a nightlight n is called Moon,

God made a U and is
called Cartoon.....;->


Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai,
Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai,

Bartano aaj mere sir pe baraste kion ho ?
Mein ne dho dha k tumhain kitna saja rakha hai,

Roz leti he talashi wo police ki manind,
Pochti he kahan paison ko chupa rakha hai,

Wahi duniya main muqaddar ka sikandar tehra,
Jis ne khud ko yahan shadi se bacha rakha hai,

Pi ja is maar ki talkhi ko bhi has k shohar,
Mar khane mein bhi qudrat ne maza rakha hai..


The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,

UnSy iLtimAs hai
K jAwAbi sMs
LAzmi IrsAAL karein,

JAwAb MosuL nA honay ki SurAt mein sMs ki frAhmi,

MunqAtA krdi jAygi

ShukriyA
(Promises in Election Campaign)
Finely I have decided to apply for the seat of MNA of Love-the land of love.
My slogans are..
Eyes never lies, and Lover never Dies
(Reality : when elected)
I don''t wana see any boys or girls flirting and teasing each other.
Now My Slogan Is.
No love only cries, Promise flown like flies
Teacher: Urdu mein translate karo,
"Dear look at that girl.. She is beautiful"

Student:

"jani !!! Bacchi to dekh ...
Tabahi hy tabahi....


FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
And Asked For My LG KG 195
Wife: Yester-Night I Saw A Dream

That U Were Sending Me

Jewellery And Clothes!

Husband: Yeah, I Saw

Ur Dad Paying The Bill !!!
Biscuit maker''s Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger. Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I''ll become a Krack-Jack
School Me Ek Bacha Chaku
Liye Ghum Raha Tha..

Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo
Ghum Rahe Ho..?

Bachha:
GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER
Kaha Se Laun..?