Aadmi shaadi kyon

Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Takee vo marne ke baad agar jannat jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar dozakh jaye to homely feel kare

May, 21 2010 129 chars (1 sms) 2147 views Funny

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Suno Mehsoos karo

Suno

Mehsoos karo

Badal ki garaj

Bijli ki chamak

Barish ki ek ek boond

Tumse

Cheekh cheekh ker kah rahi hai
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“NAHA LO”
EID Bohut door hay
:p

What is da similarity

What is da similarity btween Girlz & Mobile Phones...?
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Jitney Pangey Loo Gay, Utney Functions Pata Chalein Gay...! :->

Pappu mulk ko

Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
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Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->

Things Wil Change Class Room To Office

Things Wil Change

Class Room To Office

Books TO Files

Jeans To Formal

Pepsi To Juices

Girlfriend To Wife

What Will Never Change Is

DOSTI ? ;->

What Happens To A

What Happens To A
Chartered Accountant

MainMatric Mein
Tha Wo Matric Mein
Thi

Main Inter Mein Tha
Wo Inter Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Aa Gya
Wo B.A Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo MASTER Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Wo PhD Mein Thi

Main C.A Mein Tha
Us Ne Doctorate Kr Lia

Aaj Us i Shaadi Hy Aur
Main C.A Mein Hi Hoon ... ;->

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance. Use Bellow Trick .

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!

knock knock!!

knock knock!!

*who''s there??

Nobel

*Nobel who??

No Bell so I knocked..

Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date

Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date
K Liye Oil Mein Naha K Jata Hai
Gf: Ap Oil Mein Kiun Nahay?
Srdar: Meine Suna Tha K
Har Chiz Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai;->

Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?

Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,

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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,

3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..

modeling offer for y

Modeling offer for you

Apko karna ye hai k dopaty ki advrtisment
k lye PLAZA se kudna hai
or grne k baad khna hai:

Uff

Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata.;->

Men''ll never

Men''ll never understand women and women''ll never understand men.

And that''s the one thing that men and women''ll never understand.

Do u understand?

Ek Pathan:

Ek Pathan:
Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakt Par Char Jata Tha

Dosra Pathan:
Wo Kaisy?

Pathan:
Us Waqat Ye Darakt B Chota Hota Tha. . . ;->

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Aadmi shaadi kyon

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