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May, 21 2010
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Din Main Sota Hy
Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy
"Choukidaar"
Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->
jaan jaan
Jaan
.
Jaan
Jaan
Jaan
Jaan chor do meri
Mere sMs k Deewano
Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye
mere sMs ka wait krte rehte
ho... =P ;->
tipz to beat da summ
Tipz To Beat Da Summer
1-Drink Lot Of Fresh Water
2-Cover Ur Head Wen Outside
3-Eat Vegetables
But Most Important
4-Msg Me Daily Bcoz I M So
Coool.. ;->
"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi
"''IzzAt to anAy jAnE wALi ChEEz hAi "PAppu" , , ,
BuS BAndA BegAirAt hOnA chAhiye . . . :p :d ;->
devil
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Dev<--
De<--
D<--
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Zardari <--
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"Samjhdar k LiAy iShara hI Kafi hAi
new economic lingo
New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special
1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer
2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer
3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower
4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock
5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->
BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"
BOY: "Muj se shadi karo gi"
GIRL: Kyaaaaaaaaaaa?
BOY: Achi film hai na..!
GIRL : Kuttay k bachay..!
BOY: Whaaaaaaaaaat????
GIRL: Kitnay cute hotay hain na....
1st girl- my dog is
1st girl- my dog is smart! At 9 am he takes newpaper from newpaper boy nd brings it to me.
2nd girl- I know.
1st girl- how?
2nd girl- my dog told me!!
sachi muhabbat kya hay?
Sachi muhabbat kya hay?
Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly
or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena
mery dost that u r in LOVE...
batao France K Log Chai Main
Batao France K Log Chai Main
Chammach Dal Kar Anti-Clockwise
Q Ghumate Hyn??
Dere''s A Logic
No Answer??
I Tell U
Cheeni Milane Krne K Liye.. ;->
Larka: larki ko tang kar raha tha
Larka: larki ko tang kar
raha tha
Larki:ap k ghar main
MAA,BEHAN nahi ha?
Larka:Hain, bus ap ki
kami hay
Larki:Ap ko meri kami
mehsus horai ha?
Ye baat agar mairay 5
BHAION Ko pata chali to
apkay ghar waloN ko
apki KAMI mehsus hogi....-;>
Garmi aur Load Sheding
Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor
"HIMMAT FAN"
AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.
Asal, , ,
KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)
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