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May, 21 2010
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Jab kabi b aapki larai
Jab kabi b
aapki larai
10 logon se ho to
ghabrna mat
bus mujhe bula lena
b coz
ma ne kabi kisi ko maar khate nahi dekha ;->
Aaae, Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka
Aaae,
Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy
Bole To
Ek dum khalas
Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To
4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal
warna khalas.
''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se
''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.
Ladki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.
Nothing is permanent
Nothing is permanent in this world,not even our
troubles
So,keep on enjoying life
Don''t lose ur smile at any cost
.
.
.
Even if u r
.
.
.
.
Married!
mohabbat ki raahon main har pal dard milega
Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.
Mohabbat ki Raahon main har pal Dard milega.
Meri Maano ek "Medical store" khol lo bohat chalega... ;->
Lamha lamha waqt
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jaega... 7FERO k sath koi Tumse bandh jaega abhi Bhi waqt Hai kisi SE affair kar lo kya Pata kal kaun sa Namuna tumhe saup diya
jayega...
Jealous HUsband
Jealous HUsband : Aj Tak Tum Kitne Logo K Sath Soi Ho?
Wife: Sach Boloon to Sirf Ap Ke Sath Hi soi hoon.
Baki Sabhi Ke Sath Sari Sari raat Jagi Hoon
Lady:Doctor sahab
Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.
I need you....
I need you....
I love u....
I can''t go anywhere without u...
....oh my lovely..
Shoes!
'''''''' ''''''''
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interview 4 new admission
USA School Interview 4 New Admission
.
Tech:Who is ur Dad?
.
His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
Its God''s responsibility
Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.
Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.
PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->
Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?
Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
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