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Aadmi shaadi kyon
Aadmi shaadi kyon
Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Takee vo marne ke baad agar jannat jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar dozakh jaye to homely feel kare
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May, 21 2010
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R U Sick suffering from fever
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha
R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan
No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:
kameeni bukhar hai mjhe
Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.
"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"
If ever u start missing
If ever u start missing
Ur School days
Ur class
Ur friend circle
Ur canteen or nothng abt ur skooling thn
Just
Just
Just
Open ur report cards
Sara nasha utar
Jaega;-)
Indian: Humare pass kanjar hain,
Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?
Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya
or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D
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Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
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D D D
Nice Hai Na?
Agär Käho To Kal 4 D bhejun?
Arz kia hai,
Arz kia hai,
Hum jis say karty thay dosti kha dava
Hum jis sy karty thay muhabbat kh dava,
osadi le manji da pava
shawa b shawa
baba ranchoddas on dosti
Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
"Dost ke piche mat bhago.Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche bhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine
Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."
Doctor:Oh Sorry,
I Forgot To Write The Medicine.
That Was My Signature.
CULTUS Of My Dreams . . . CITY Of My Eyez . . .
U are CORROLA Of My Life . . .
CULTUS Of My Dreams . . .
CITY Of My Eyez . . .
SANTRO Of My Thought . . .
CIVIC Of My Job . . .
MERCEDEZ Of My Love . . .
In Short
"U are Traffic Jam Of My Hert" . . . :->
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE
Metha as GULABJAMN
U r sweet as CHOCOLATE
Metha as GULABJAMN
Rasila as RUS''MALAIE
Cool as ICE CREAM
ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!
Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN
Na LAY JAe .!!
Cool as ICE CREAM
ALLAH apko ßuri nazr se
ßchäiye!
Khin Tmko.
CHIYUN''TIYAN
Na LAY JAe .!!
Thinking Of Lady Banker ...
Thinking Of Lady Banker ...
Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy
Q K
Logo''n
Ne
Ab
Mujh se
PAISEY
Gin
Ker
Wapis
Lene
Shruu
Ker Diye
Hain ... ;->
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