Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??

Height Of Unreasonable Demand ??

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Standin Infront F A White Wal

N Asking 4

a Color Phtograph

May, 17 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 2817 views Funny

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You can do so much in 10 minutes time.

You can do so much in 10 minutes time. . .

Ten minutes, once gone, are gone for good. . .

Divide your life into 10-minute units

&

sacrifice as few of them as possible in meaningless activity." ;->

Teacher told all student

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

A sardar goes

A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?

Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?

i Heard That

i Heard That

GOOD Looks

Can Kill ....

So

PlZzZ

Avoid Looking At Me

I Don''t Want To

See You Die ... ;->

UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza nikla

UnKi Gali Say Mera Janaza
nikla

Wo Na Nikla Jis K Liye
Janaza

UsKa Ghar Aya To Meray Dost CT Bajanay Lagay

Rakh K Mera
Janaza Kaminy UsKo
Patanay Lagay..;->

Bush ko agr joota

Bush ko agr joota nahi laga to kya defect hai?

Wah wah

Bush ko agr joota nahin laga to kya defect hai?

Aakhir jootay ki b koi self respect hai!

Taaliyan!:

''mein nay tum say muhabbat

''mein nay tum say muhabbat kari aur tum nay kiye mujh pay itnay sitam,
motor khol dou pani khatam''

Meri Dua Hai K Aap Taraqi Ker K

Meri Dua Hai K
Aap Taraqi Ker K
Uppar Jao

Itna

Uppar Jao

Itna

Uppar Jao

K

Farishte Kahain
“Nawa Aya Ain Sonya. . . “ ;->

creation

A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you !

think about yoursel

"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...

Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->

Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho

Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo gulab hi kya hai jisme laali naho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jisme maali naho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jisme SAALI naho
Are yaaro wo program hi kya hai jisme Taali naho "...

Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi

Humari Dosti Tab Khatam Ho Gi
Jab 1 Gunga Phone Karega
1 Behri Ko Batane K Liye K
1 Andhe Ne Dekha
1 Langre Ko Daurty Huey
1 Ganje K Peeche Us K Baal Kaatne K Liye ;->

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