CHICKEN ROLL

Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.

Mar, 31 2011 150 chars (1 sms) 3120 views Funny

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sardar ka radio

Sardar radio thek krwany gya
.
dukandar: Radio thik hy mosam ki khrabi ki wja se ni chal rha
,

,
Sardar: A le 100 Rupya Mosam Nava Pa dy.

pathan ki girlfriend

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kya "I Miss U"

bohat dair sochny k baad pathan ne jawab dya:
"I Student U" =P ;->

Sardar proposing

Sardar proposing a girl.. Hi darling kya mujse shadi krogi.
Girl.. Tameez se bat kro ...
Aslam.o.Alaikum Baji kya mujse shadi krogi.

True Quote. . .

True Quote. . .

A Man Is Lucky If He Is The First LOVE Of A Woman. . .

&

A Woman Is Lucky If She Is The Last Love Of A Man. . .

Strange But True. . . ;->

1 Baat Tou Btao ?

1 Baat Tou Btao ?

Plz Is Ko Mazaq Me Mat
Talna

Gol Mol Jawab
Nhi Chale Ga

Dekho

Kuch Baatai''n
Zindagi Me Bohat Ahem
Hoti Hyn

Sach Sach Btana

LIGHT HY ;->

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli

Chinese Larki KO Dekh Kr Mom Boli,

Beta ye Kya Le Aye hO?

Son: Mom Ap Ne khud he To Kaha tHa k gHr atay huye cheeni Letay Aana... =P ;->

Why Can A Man Not Be

Why Can A Man Not Be

Handsome And Intelligent

At The Same Time? ....

Because He Would Be A

Woman Then ... ;->

Islmabad Airport Par PIA

Islmabad
Airport
Par
PIA
Ki
Flight no9
K
Plane
Ki
Seat
no52
Par
Bathe
Passanger
K
Sath
Mai
Khardi
Air hostes
K
Husband
K
Ghar
Bedroom
K
Attach bath
K
Right
Side
Wali
Window
K
Sath
wali
Gali
K
Pehle
Mord
par
Mojud
School
Ki
Clas4th
k
Teachr
Table
K
Samne
Wale
Row
K
4th
Bench
K
Sath
Wale
Bench
Par
Bathe
Hoy
Student
K
Bag
Mai
Pardi
Hoi
Urdu
Ki
Buk
K
Page no57
KiLine no10
Mai
LikhaTha
K
Dosron ka time wast karna buri bat hai.So i''m Sorry.

Ek Dost Dosre Se:

Ek Dost Dosre Se: "Yaar Me Peshawar Gaya Udher Na Banda Na Bande Ki Zaat.."

Dosra Dost: "Phir Kya Tha ?"

Pehla Dost: "Bas Jidher Dekho Pathan He Pathan... ;->

Boy: Har Roz Subha 25

Boy: Har Roz Subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !

Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi

Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->

Khuda ki qasam tum bohat khubdurat ho

Khuda ki qasam tum
bohat khubdurat ho

Dunya kei nazar se khud
ko bacha lo

Kajal ka teka to
tumhary liye kam hay

EK Kala"TAWWA"he
galay may latka Lo......-;>

jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai

jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doong

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