Nokrani

Nokrani
Nokrani:Saahib,aapke kisi khas dost ka phone aaya tha.

Saahib:Tujhe kaise pata chala k wo mera khas dost hai ?

Nokrani:(Sharmaaty huwe) puch raha tha Kameena ghar pe hai ?
  

Mar, 31 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     3265 views       Funny

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BEER Is Now

Cheaper

Than PETROL!




"DRINK"







Don''t DRIVE
Quaidabad,
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Malir,
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Kalaboard,
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Airport,
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Colony gate,
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Natha khan ,

aur

aur

aur
aghar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kar dena ... ;->
OYe Tere Blood Group kia hy?
JADi Bta YR Abi
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Veena Mailk ki Tabiyat Bht kharb
hy Doctor ne kha hy k Sirf Begairaton ka
khoon hi chalay ga……
Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?”
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near”
Jab se aapko dekha hai,
yaqin karo,
Rat,
Din.
Subha,
Sham.
Sotay,
Jagtay.
Khatay,
Peetay.
Uthtay,
Bathtay.
Aatay,
jaatay.

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Mera Hans hans k bura haal hai
''Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.''
''Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Neend mujhey raat bhar aati hai kam ,
Shayad macharon ko bi mil gaya hai sanam
Judge:Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???

Man: Your Honor, It Was Easier To Shoot My Wife Once
Instead Shooting 1 Man Every Week ...
1 Dehati Red Dhoti or white
banyan main jaa raha tha:

kuch larkiyon ne daikha tu kaha:

oh "Red&White"


Dehati ne dhoti uthai or
Bola:





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