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Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,
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Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,
Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,
Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,
her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,
Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,
Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->
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May, 19 2010
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hey wat do u call
hey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her Father ..???
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PUSH-PA
if you keep your
If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...
You''ll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
Close ur eyes.. Think about urself
Close ur eyes..
Think about urself
Ur face,
Ur style,
Ur nature,
Ur looks,
Now open ur eyes.
U have spent half a min watching
A HORROR MOVIE! :-)
*Golden Words*
*Golden Words*
''''Jo Paisa De Us E Le
Lo
Aur Jo Na De Us Se
Cheen Lo ...''''
Molana
Asif Ali Zardari
;->
What is the diff
What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...
When U Take My Name
When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...
Samajh Aai ???
Nahi Aai !!
O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->
In class room
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.
Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?
Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh ca
Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...
Pathan to another Pathan: Yara suna hai 2012 tak dunya khatam hojayegi...?
2nd Pathan: Aisa nahi hoga Qk maine kal Washing Machine khareeda hai us pe 2014 tak ka Gaurantee hai.
If U Need Original Tigers
If U Need Original Tigers
Nail For Ur Chain Locket
Contact Me Immediately
Bcos M Cuttin
My Nails 2moro.
Booking Close Today
Khuda ki qasam tum bohat khubdurat ho
Khuda ki qasam tum
bohat khubdurat ho
Dunya kei nazar se khud
ko bacha lo
Kajal ka teka to
tumhary liye kam hay
EK Kala"TAWWA"he
galay may latka Lo......-;>
Teacher
Teacher: Which is the longest word in the English language. . . ?
Student : SMILES
Teacher: Why
Student: Because there is a mile between the first and last letter ''''s'''' ;->
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