Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,

Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,
Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,


her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,


Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,


Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->
  

May, 19 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     2282 views       Funny

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Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.

Guess which song?

guess!

O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me...
''Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
"Yar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka"

Remix by FARAAZ

"Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka"
"Naap liya mere sey dia mere dia mere baap ka"
tawey per para POPCORN uchalta kyon hay?
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khud beth ker dekho pata chal jaye ga....
Really SmArt One


I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....

But

I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)
Principal: Y R U LATE?

Ur Classmates Came

2gether On Time.

Student: Sir,

Sheeps Always

Come Together.

But Lion Always Comes ALONE
Thru the sky I saw a smile. Thru the smile I saw joy. Thru joy I saw friendship. Thru friendship I saw friends. And thru friends I saw you.
Thought of the day: Agar aap bus pe chade... ya phir bus aap pe
chade... dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai
Aik Tha Kutta Aik Thi Bili Un Ki
Thi Bari Yari Mar Gaye Bili
Bach Gya







Zardari

Just Imagine for a while, u''re a handsome Boy...
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Aisa Karoge Tou Kon Ayega... =P ;->

Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain

aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain

phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Studnt: sir,

asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)
What iS www.ORKUT.com ?

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iT''s Orkut''s Son . . .

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How ?

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ChecK Out Da Top Left Corner oF Da Screen...



ORKUT BETA . . . ;->


All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.