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Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,
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Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,
Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,
Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,
her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,
Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,
Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->
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May, 19 2010
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gharaylo totky
Gharaylo Totky
1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega
3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar phansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga
4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.
Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main
Taj Mehal Kya Cheez Hai Main To Us Se Bada Mahal Banaon Ga,
Aree Mumtaz To Marke Dafan Hui Thi,
Main Tujhay Zinda Hi Dafnao Ga.
KAAM KI BAATEN
KAAM KI BAATEN
-Bandooq se nikla folaad or Pait se nikli olaad wapis nahi jate.
-Khila hua gulaab or laga hua julaab humesha nahi rehte.
-Khudi hui qabar or chupi hui khabar door se dikh jati hen.
-Jawani pe charha shabaab or zor se laga peshaab ziyadah dair nahi rukta
Modeling offer for you
Modeling offer for you
Apko karna ye hai k dopaty ki advrtisment
k lye PLAZA se kudna hai
or grne k baad khna hai:
Uff
Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata.;->
Mene apne ghar walo
Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dia hai wo sab maan gae hai,
tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b maan jaenge k
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Shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai.
how true my feelings
How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be
The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me
Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband),
For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For
Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.
"LOVE"
"LOVE"
In France is a Comedy,
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In Germany
a Drama,
But
In Pakistan
National game
Hai sub khelo...
Have You Ever
Have You Ever
Rearrange the Letters ...
" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "
It Would Come As
" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;->
knock knock!!
knock knock!!
*who''s there??
Nobel
*Nobel who??
No Bell so I knocked..
Any Degree Of Shaterring,
Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?
I''m Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (:
Child:papa aunty ka
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,
Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,
Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,
Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
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