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Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,
Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,
Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,
her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,
Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,
Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->
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May, 19 2010
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Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten
Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten
1.duniya k 95% log apni zuban upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey
2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.
Aur
Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?
Aray Sahi Pehchana
Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
Ek calculator dusre
Ek calculator dusre calculator ko kya bola?
..
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..
..
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.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho? )
D Bst Present 2 Give
D Bst Present 2 Give
2 A Frnd:
HONESTY
2 Ur Enemy:
4GIVENES
2 Parents:
GRATEFULNES
2 God:
OUR LIFE
2 Me:
Nokia N95
Video I-Pod 80gb
PS3/Xb0x
HP/Sony Laptop
Home Theater
Digital Camera 12.0
BMW Latest Model
Thats All.
I M "Down 2 Earth Persn
Wid Simple Dreams.
HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :
HIEGHT Of KANJOOSI :
Shiekh Shab House Cought Fire And He Is Giving Miss Calls to fir brigade !!
Phir usi chand se rishta bana bethe,
Phir usi chand se rishta bana bethe,
phir usi saadgi se dhoka kha bethe,
Patharo se the taalluqat
humare,
Phir bhi sheshe k ghar bana
bethe.->?
aaj raat chandani hai,
aaj raat chandani hai,
kal raat b shayad ho
ek khan sahb sey koi
Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???
Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint
Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey ;->;-)
Teacher: Bijli
Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?
Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!
Teacher: Kaise.?
Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."
Dukandar Ny Subha
Dukandar Ny Subha Subha Dukan Kholi To 2 Kuty Agy Bethy Hue Thy
Dkandar;Oye Tusi Aethy Ki Ker Ray Ho?
Kuty: Yar Sari Raat Ponkdy Ray An,
2 "STREPSILS" Te Day:-D
Once "Chhakka"
Once "Chhakka"
Goes To A
"Raymonds Showroom"
Guess Y?
2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
Teacher: History
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->
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