Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,

Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,

her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,

Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,

Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->

May, 19 2010 176 chars (2 sms) 1905 views Funny

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A SHORT LOVE STORY :

A

SHORT

LOVE STORY :

Somebody Proposed U

U

Said

"not interested"

And in this way

Somebody

Lived a

Happy life forever.

ha ha ha

A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,

A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,

Jan!

Mene tum sy 1 baat chupai k

i''m already married

Girl: oh God TUM Ne TU DaRA HI DIYA,main samjhi ye car tumhari nai he

how ayesha got married to shoaib on phone

This is How Ayesha Got Married to Shoaib on Phone.

Ayesha: Hello Shoaib, Afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai?
Shoaib: Kabul

Ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai!
Shoaib: Kabul

Ayesha: Arey baba Phir Se Bolo.
Shoaib: Kabul

And They Got Married. :-)

Pathan ko Rastey Main 1 Chirag Mila

Pathan ko Rastey Main 1 Chirag Mila
Saaf Kia Tou 1 Jin Nikla Aur Kaha K
Wo Us Ki 3 Wishes Puri Karega
Pathan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do jo
Kbhi Khatam Na Ho
1 Naswar Ka Packet Aaya
Pathan Ne Thori C Naswar Nikali Tou Utni Aur Aa Gayi
Jin: Baqi 2 Wishes
Pathan [Khushi Se] : Aisa 2 Packet Aur Laa Do ... ;-?

Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

( '' :'') (''; '' )
,/) )\, ,/) )\,
¿, ,¿, ,¿, ,¿

Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,

Door Itna K Humain

Chhou Na Sakay Koi BOMB... :-)

Juice Piyo

Juice Piyo
Pepsi piyo
Coke Piyo
Marinda Piyo
Dew piyo
aur piyo
Kyonke , Pampers ab sirf 99 ruppees main hain :)

free call from any n

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!

Why do we fall in love?

Why do we fall in love?
Experience ki kami.
Why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
den y do v want 2 fall in luv again
Dimag ki kami!

Deepak me agar noor

Deepak me agar noor na hota,tanha dil majboor na hota, hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.

''God made

''God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested''

Itni SHIDDAT Se

Itni SHIDDAT Se Maine Larki Patane Ki KOSHISH Ki Hai

Ke Har AMA Ne Mujhe Apni BETI Ka HAATH Dene Ki SAAZISH Ki Hai

Kehte Hain Ke Agar Tum Sache DIL Se Larki Patana Chaho

To Puri KAYENAT Tumhare Liye Larki Patane Mein Lag Jati Hai

Hamare Larke Larki Ke Chakkar Mein Bhi FILMO Ki Tarha END Mein Sab Theek Ho Jata Hai

HAPPY ENDINGS

Aur Agar Sab Theek Na Ho To Chakkar Khatam Nahi Hua

Kyunke Uski Choti BEHEN Abhi Baqi Hai Mere DOST . . . . ;->

What is the advantage for unmarried people

What is the advantage for unmarried people??
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Think!
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Haar maanì?
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Wo bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain!

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Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,

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