Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,

Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,
Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,


her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,


Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,


Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->
  

May, 19 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     1827 views       Funny

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Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain?
To batao?

Agr ram seeta hai,
To ram kya hai?

Socho socho

Simple hai yar


"Darzi"


Samjhay panchvi fail :-D
''Girl Ao chupan chupai khelty hy
Agr tmne mjhe dhund lia to men pora ander longi
Boy:agr main na dhund saka to?
Girl: aisa na kaho mein chhat py chupi hon gi''

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.
Student Life is the Best Life

Police wala:Double saware par pabande h or tum 4 beth k ja rhy ho???
Student prechany se peeche dakty hue heen 4 ....Oye begairto
5wan kithy sut aye O... Onnay te rotii khawni c....
Try this magic
go to
WRITE MSG
select
DICTIONARY T9
Ab Screen ko aik hath se chupalo aur yeh key press karo
4164771968
aur magic dekho
Hey friend remember dat. . .
Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom
&
Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty. . .
So The World Needs YOU After All. . . ;-
OLD LOVE storY

Starts frm
Eyes
Grows wid
Gifts
Ends wid
Tears

New Love Story

Starts Frm
Mobile
Grows wid
Balnce share
Ends wid
Sim change.


Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi
JAn|x...


Main ne ek baar kaha tha,
Mujhe Raat Ko Bachiyan Phone Karti Hain... =P ;->
Dukandar: Bhai Cockroach k liye Powder lylo ?

Pathan: Nahi bhai Cockroach ko itna bhi free nahi karna,
Aaj Powder ly diya tu kal Body Spray mangey ga..
"veer

jahan bhi msg krunga 5-10 msg ek sath bhej dunga

"wanted"

ek baar jo mene "sms" KRNA shuru kr diya to

uske baad to mai apne "balance" ki bhi nhi sochta.. "dabbang" hum tumhare mobile me itne sms krenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe or konsa delete kre."ready"duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:i,me, and myself.."body guard" mujh par ek ehsaan KRNA mere msg mujhe re send mat KRNA...
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet

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Order Double Cheese Burgers

Larg Fries

And

A Diet Coke ... ;)
Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,