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A guy left whole answr sheet blank in an exam... & wrote this on the Last Page:"Agar Apne Bap KI Aulad Ha TO Pas Kar kay Dikha"

May, 22 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 3083 views Funny

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Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947

Urdu Ki Pehli Book...1947

Alif...Annar
By....Bakry
Py....Pankha
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Urdu Ki 1st Book 2008.

Alif...Aataa
By....Bijli
Py....Petrol

Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)

Jo jeeta woh sikandar

Jo jeeta woh sikandar
Jo hara woh jail k andar,
..>Jo SMS bhejay usko jaadu ki jhappi,
Jo na bhejay usko arbab raheem ki pappi.

Bahu: Maan ji,

Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho

''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen

''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen

na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen

kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo

najane kab TUMHARE DAANT toot jaen.''

Lala Barhapay Se Bachnay

Lala Barhapay Se Bachnay

Ka Asan Tareeqa Bata Raha

Hun Kisi Ko Btanam Mat.
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kAbi kAbi din k wAqt so

jAyA kAro khAs tor pe

driving kArte wAqt...

Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,

Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,
Pyar ke rishte bewafa nahi hote,
Aap bhale hume bhulakar KHANA KHA LO...
HUM Aapko Yaad kiye bina PANI BHI NAHI PETE !!

Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Ladki Wale: Hame Aisa Ladka Chahiye

Jo Kuch Khata-Pita Na Ho

Aur Kuch Ghalat Kaam Na Karta Ho

Pandit: Aisa Ladka Toh ICU K Emergency Ward Mei Mileyga.. ;->

The guy who

The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot; the guy who
invented the
other three, he was the genius.

Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy

Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai .

Pathan ka interview tha

Pathan ka interview tha..

Sawal aya : English me translate kero,

"Me nokri k liye bohat ummeed se hun".
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Pathan : I am Pregnant for the Job...;

red rose pyar k liye

Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye

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