Qabar May Far¡sht

Qabar May Far¡sht
Qabar May Far¡shte Adm¡ Ko Mar Rahy Thy

Phr B Wo Hans Raha Tha,

Far¡shte Ne Wja Puch¡ To Bola

"Ma¡n Khudkush Hamly May Mara Hun

Ye S¡r Mera Hy Or J¡sm K¡s¡ Or Ka
  

May, 25 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2037 views       Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

In Akho Se Spne Churaya N Kro

Hmari DOSTI Ko Azmya N Kro

Tmare 1sms K Badle 100Cal Krdu

Pr,Shart Y He K
Tm Phone Uthaya N Kro*
IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS
MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE
MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT
BRING LOV N JOY 2 U
HAPPY B"DAY 2 U...


Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All Women Are

Devils &

I Married Their Queen. :-)
When I saw you, I was afraid to look at you. When I look at you, I was afraid to touch you. When I touch you, I was afraid to kiss you. When I kiss you I was afraid to love you and now that I love you I''m afraid to lose you.
1 Admi ki car se kawwa takra k behosh ho gaya,

Admi kawe ko ghar le gaya or pinjre mein bund
ker dia,


Kawwa jaag k bola hi allah
jail


lagta hai driver mar gaya.->
Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?

Socho.


Nahi Pata?

Ab

India

Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)
Catch her by her waist


Bring her home


Keep your hand on her neck


Put your lips on her lips




And have a nice .....






Drink!

COCA COLA BuuRrrrrrrrrrrrr :)
Kuch Bewakuf Log Sms Ki Ek Line Parhte Hyn


Kuch Be Wakuf Sms Ki Do Line Parhte Hyn


Kuch Bewakuf Aadha Sms Parhte Hyn


Par Aap Ne Tou





Bewakufi Ki Hadh Hii Kerdi




Abhi Tak Sms PArh Rahe Ho . . . ;->
Kise ki zulf Paryshn kise ka daman chak''''

SMS ko bh log karobar banye phrty han
Sardiyon ki aik khubsurat raat thi.
Husband & wife aik garam kamble mein soe hoe the. Aadhi raat guzarne k bad wife ne achanak kaha:
sartaj mjhe shadid piyas lagi hai.

Ye sun kar shoar ne jaldi se pani barh
kar biwi ko day dia or biwi ne ose pi lia.

Moral:
Her husband or wife wala msg ganda nahe hota ;->
Teacher to Students" Students agar app koi kaam kar rahey hon aur wo app k liye achcha ho to jo chahey ho jaye uss par qayam raho"



"Oh I have found the reason why boys keep on teasing girls"

Adnan sAmi kO inDian Girlz nE mEhndi k moqA peR KHoOb bjaya
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bEcO-z
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hE sAng A sOng


"zara Dholki bJao Gorioo"


::sms GAmblr::