mental hospital k opretion thetor me opretion tayar

mental hospital k opretion thetor me opretion tayar
mental hospital k opretion thetor me opretion tayar

saman mojod


doctor mojod


narsen mojod





mgr pagal sms parhne me masrof.;-
  

May, 25 2010     147 chars (1 sms)     1983 views       Funny

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My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL''S

is missng.
dikhe to batana..
Munna bahi:-yeh doctor
log opration karne se pehle
patient ko behosh kyon
karte hai?


Circut:-Bole to patient khud opration karna
sikh na le isliye.
aik bandar ka bacha apni maan say:
maa main itna badsurat kyon hoon

maa beta khuda ka shukar karo aur,
usay dheko jo message pardh raha hai
u know why God make gapes between fingers.
B-coz.
Some one who very special 4 u. Come to ur life.
.
Hold ur hand.
And slowly says.
.
. Lo sigrit :-)
Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain?
To batao?

Agr ram seeta hai,
To ram kya hai?

Socho socho

Simple hai yar


"Darzi"


Samjhay panchvi fail :-D
Wife: Suna hai k jannat main husband ko wife ke sath nahi rehne detay
Aisa kyun?
Husband: Arey paglee, isi liye to usay jannat kehte hain..
Deepak me agar noor na hota,tanha dil majboor na hota, hum aapse goodmrng kehne zaroor aate agar apka ghar itni dur na hota.
Nahi PLZ



Neechy Mat Jao na



Kuch Ho Jaye Ga



PLZ



Dekho Mat Karo


Maan Jao Na PLZ



Warna



...Ho Jaye Ga



PLZ Mat Jao



Aaah



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"chal rehn day"
Breaking News ...

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All nation was enjoying the match but missing one thing
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Guess what

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SUNO ZARA KHUSI KI AAHAT SUNO ZARA DIL KI CHAHAT =P ;)