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May, 20 2010
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''Teacher 2 pthan jiss
''Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge?
pathan: jo marzi keh do g .
us ko konsa kuch sunai de ga;-)''
Accounts K Student Ki Gali
Accounts K Student Ki Gali
Saala Bounced Cheque
Dharti Pe Liability
Paidaishi Bad Debt
Dishonoured Bil
Insolvent Aadmi
Itna Maunga K balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->
Teacher: ''jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hen..
Teacher: ''jinke ghar sheeshe k hote hen..
Ye line poori karo.
Student:Wo.
Wo.
Wo.
Wo.
Wo
light band kar k kapre badalte hen... ;->
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz
Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??
we must believe in
We Must Believe In
LUCK ...
For
How Else Can We
Explain
''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->
Gali aor Zardari
Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay
Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya
cheeni leny chaltay hain
Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"
Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum
"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D
"Pyar kia nahee jata ho jata hai"
"Pyar kia nahee jata ho jata hai"
Log aisa kehtey hain,
Laikin mein kehta hoon k chalo aik dafa ghalti ho ghayee to log sudharney kee bajaye uss par datey kyun rehtey hein?
Qus: Why Do Mens
Qus: Why Do Mens Die Before Their Wives . . . ?
.
Any Idea !
.
No !
.
Not To Worry !
.
I Tell Ya !
.
Ans: BCoZ They Want To . . . ;->
Phoolon mai Tum Khayalon mai Tum
Phoolon mai Tum
Khayalon mai Tum
Dil main Tum
Baghon main Tum
Sapnon main Tum
Yaadon main Tum
0 Tussi ghar v Benday O ke PHIRDAY E REHNDAY O.
gadho par research ki hai
Wife:
Meine
"GADHO" par research ki Hai,
wo apni
"GADHI"
ke siwa kisi aur "GADHI" ko dekhta tak nahi!
HUSBAND:
Issliye to wo
"GADHA" Hai
Who was d 1st indian
Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,
score 100 in d mtch & hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england..?
GUESS!
.
.
.
AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN... ;->
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