A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta Hai, Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai Kyon?
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Kyonki Jo Jo Hamare Office Mein Ek Bande Ka Naam Hai Aur Woh Bahut Dheeme Bolta Hai....Isliye Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai.
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner? Wife: No! Why? Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?