please drive carefully

Cool Sign

In the front of

Yard Of A

Funeral Home ...

Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)

May, 05 2010 135 chars (1 sms) 4765 views Funny

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Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year!
Happy Birthday my sweetheart

Boy To Teacher:

Mam I Love U .

Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,

Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"

Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

Chai ke cup se uthte dhuae me

teri shakal nazar aati hai

tere khayalo me kho kar

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aksar meri chai thandi ho jati hai !!!

''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

''1 Larka Doosre Larke Se:

Yaar Tumne Kabhi Koi Larki Phansai hai?

Doosra: Yaar Larki To Maine Phansa li thi.

Par Tum Logon ne ye Mohalla hi Chor Diya''

Bhengi Wife:

Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?

Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->

50 meel duur jab

50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon-oon
karke rota h to ma kehti hain ki beta aise mat ro
varna

bada hokar tu HIMESH RESHAmiya ban jayega

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko ;-)

Tharki bacho k leye

Tharki bacho k leye elan e aam
kiya jata hai k
zong ki new add per yakeen mat karen
jis me bachiya apna number batati hain.
wo sb numbr ksi k istamal me nae ;-)

Dil se roye magar honto se muskura baithay,

Dil se roye magar honto se muskura baithay,

Yu hi Hum kisi se dosti nibah baithe.

Wo hume eik SmS na kar paye.

Jin k liye Hum SmS package on karwa baithay.

Jane kis baat pe uss

Jane kis baat pe uss ne muje Chora hai Faraz ?

halää k wo shakhs to kisi k 10 rupey nhn chorta.

Boys have fun by teasing

Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes

Girls have fun
by loving
boys

Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...

(/./) / " ) "? ----;"; /,,/"( , , )// //// // ye Ghada apka

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ye Ghada apka ha?
Agr nahe to isko aagay bhejte raho jiska hoga wo rakh lega

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