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May, 05 2010
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Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Th
Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
GHALIB...!!!
Najane tumain ''PPP'' Ko Vote Daine Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya.......????
Luv Story:Hero love
Luv Story:Hero love heroin bt heroin luv vilan bt vilan luv hero''s sister but hero''s sister luv heroin''s brother bt heroin''s brother luv vilan''s sister but vilan''s sister luv hero''s brother Bt hero''s brother luv heroin Bt heroin luv vilanFinally 2 person commit suicide
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I always pray 4u that.
I always pray 4u that.
May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny
May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,
U Know Y?
WhenEver U Face Any Problem
Just C Ur Pic
& Say 3 Times
"If i Can FaceThis,
i Can Face AnyThing.
Pride, Attitude And
Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)
Everybody Wants
Everybody Wants
Some 1 Special
Some 1 Nice
Some 1 Cute
Some 1 Smart
Some 1 Sweet
Some 1 Honest
Tabhi Tou Main Kahoon
Ye Dunya Mere Peeche Kion Pari Hy . . . ;->
Dad 2 Son:
Dad 2 Son: When I beat You How do you control ur ANger?
Song: I start cleaning toilet.
Dad How Does that satisfy u?
Son:I clean it With Your Toothbrush
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun,
Dil mein gum rakhta hun,
Pata tha SMS ayega tera,
Isliye DISPRIN sang rakhta hun
Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya
Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN
Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.
Aur
Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(
Today is Newspaper,
Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,
''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,
kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte, kam se kam ek SMS to kiya karo...''
ek pathan mobile company
Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
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.
.
Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)
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