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May, 05 2010
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Laziness is our biggest
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?
App Mujhay Aik jaga
App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se boht
Payary Lagtay hain ?
Maloom hai kahan se ?
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Door say
Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English
Teacher: Translate This Punjabi Sentence Into English
Ethay Tey Anni pai Hoi Aye.
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Sardar:
A Blind Girl Is Sleeping Here.
Oe..Gabbar
Oe..Gabbar
Bahar Nikal
Kaha Chipha He Tu..
Or..
Kaha He Tere..
Kalliya-Walliya
Sambha-Vambha
Or Tere...
Msg Wsg..
A man to Santa:
A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”
2008 Ka Faqeer :
2008 Ka Faqeer :
Baji Bhooka Hoon ALLAH K Waste Khana De Do . . .
Baji: Baad Main Aana Abhi Khaana Bana Rahi Hoon . . .
Faqeer: Mera Mobile No. Likh Lo . . .
Jab Khana Ban Jaye Tou Sms Ker Dena ;->
Life Means ENJOY ,
Life Means ENJOY ,
ENJOY means Mobile ,
Mobile Means SmS,
SmS mEans ...
"salla muft da syapaa"
propose karnay ka sharifana tareeqa
Larki ko Propose Karnay ka Sharifana Tareeqa:
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Main Tumhare sath HAJJ Karna Chahta Hoon. :-)
Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,
Bhool k bhi kisi ko rulana,
Zindagi mai sab ko hasaana,
Dushman ko bhi gaale lagana,
phir bhi koi gham de to,
9 0 (Nine Zero) pe fon lagana thook denge saale ko . . . . . . . ;->
Baba Ranchoddas on dost
Baba Ranchoddas on dosti-
"Dost ke piche mat bhago.Agar Bhagna hai to dost ki GirlFrnd k piche bhagoDost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,
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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,
3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..
"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,
"Raks karti hay gardish-e-dauran,
dar khulay hain sharab khano k,
"Chaey peenay ko ab kahan jayen,
Band hotel hoey pathano k."
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