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What is the difference
What is the difference
What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?
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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
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May, 14 2010
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''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka. Aur
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.
Aur
Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.
B.V: Ye kya?
Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''
Bachna ae Hasinoo
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,
Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN
What will you
What will you call a person jiske birth certificate se date of birth gayab ho jaaye ??
Umar Gul
Universal msg 4 every girL...
Universal msg 4 every girL...
"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh
kr jealous na ho balkay ye socho
k agr ye itni pyari hai to
isska bhai kitna pyara hoga!
Judge: why r u arrested?
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.Logon Ne Pucha,
kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
A Sales Man Tired Of His
A Sales Man Tired Of His Job... He Gave It Up To B''cum A PoliceMan.....
Several Months Later.. A Friend Askd Hiim
"How He Liked His New Job....?"
He Replied :
The Pay Is Good & The Hours Aren''t Bad
But
What I Like Best Is That " The Customer Is Always Wrong"..... ;->
''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,
''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,
Jab bottle 7 aur petrol 57 rupay tha.''
Tum Ek aise Don ho
Tum Ek aise Don ho Jiske Pass Har Lock Ki chabi hai
Tabhi tu Aapko Don With Key kehte hain
Aur
Pyar se
" DONKEY" kehtye hain
1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
to aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
.@
:-C
:''(
:)
;-)
:-)
My-Crow-Soft !
Load Sheding K Fawaid:
Load Sheding K Fawaid:
Genrator,UPS & Candle Walo Ko Rozgar Ki Frahmi
Cell Chrge Na Hone Se Balnc & Time Saving
Sabr Krny Ki Waja Se Janat Milne Ka Chance.
Agar Aap Mein TALENT Hy
Agar Aap Mein
TALENT Hy
Salahiyat Hy
Aitmad Hy
Kuch Kar Dikhana Chahte HoTo Apna Time Zaya Mat Karo
Aj Hi Join Karo
"LUCKY IRANI CIRCUS"Unka BANDAR Mar Gaya He!
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