What is the difference

What is the difference
What is the difference
between "A
Locomotive Engineer"
& "A Teacher" ?


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One Minds The Train,
Where As
Other Trains The Mind...
;->
  

May, 14 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2034 views       Funny

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How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .






Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat
The Most
Dangerous Position
In Which To Sleep





















Is With Your Feet
On Your Office Desk ... ;->
Wonderful Combinations in this World...

Heart & beats.

Night & Moon.

Music & Songs.

Roses & Love.


My costly SMS
& ur fokat ki smile...;->
Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of.
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Pepsi (chilled) with chips. It''s urgent Cell no & name is as displayed
Hamy a.K.a Efie a.K.a FebZ
03343004071
:)
Govt ne Awam ki mohabat ka kesa sila dia
Itni mahengae kar d k sab ko rula dia
Socha tha k shayad salary barh
jaeygi
Salary to barhi nahe "GHANTA" barha dia ;->
Laziness is our biggest enemy- Jawaharlal Nehru
We should learn to love our enemies- Mahathma Gandhi
Dasso hun bapu di maniye ya chache di?
Indian song: jug sara jug nikhar gaya, hun moojan e moojan

Pakistani song: judge sare judge nikal gaya, hun fojan e fojan.
Teacher ne Pucha
Bacho ye batao,
Jo log galat kaam karte hai,

Wo kaha jaate hai.
Sharmate huwe 1 ladki boli
Sir wo log
"ROSE GARDEN"jaate hai
Tusi sadi jaan ho

Punjabi ho ya Pathan ho

Choclate ho ya Paan ho

Coke ho ya Shezan ho

Angel ho ya Shaitan ho

Tusi jo b ho...sachi tusi sadi jaan ho.../ ;-
Gang of SARDARS broke a bank instead of cash they found bottles full of chilled Red Wine. Happily they drank
it. Next day, headline: Blood bank luta
Mainee tumhari yaadon mein..
ro ro ke tub bhar diye...
Aur tum itney be-wafa niklE,
k nahake chal diye!!!
Teacher: "Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved."

Johnny: "Thank You"

Teacher: "Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!"