Wife: You always carry my photo in your

Wife: You always carry my photo in your


Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
  

May, 26 2010     356 chars (3 sms)     3159 views       Funny

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Dusra aadmi : Abee, woh mera ''HELLO TUNE'' hai . . . ;->
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Its after 73 days









Surprised!










After 73 days its 1st april n u r the first fool of this year.:-D
''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha tha.

Sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me akarr raha hai?

T0 kutty ne kaha:

0ye aram se.
Hamare baap ki hukumat hai...''
MATAN ready ?

Yes boss


FISH ready ?

yes boss

OMLET ready ??

Yes boss

Chicken ready ??

No boss,

Why ??

KOKAR abhi sms pahr raha ha
There Is One Thing That

Both Drunks And Geographers Agree Upon ...


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The Earth Spins Round And Round .... ;->
Once in a soap industry in Japan,da soap cover was mistakenely packed widout soap in it i-e empty box.2 avoid da problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of million dollars 2 check whether soap is filled in cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem arose in a poor city of Pakistan. Wat did they do?They simply put a rotating fan beside assembly line.Empty boxes were flown away! Genius!
Ap dhond kar dikhao!






Acha




Tareef ke qabil





Pyara dikhne wala





Sweet




Smart






Chand se pyara






Dhondne ki kai zaroorat
hai












main hoon naa.->
A Boy went to meet his GF. When he came back at home, mom asked:

Kaha gay thay??

Boy: UssE milne....

Mom: Kislie???

Boy: Han bohat KISS lie:p
AJ kal ladkiyo ke kapre

yaha se less waha se less,

kabhi sleevless to kabhi backless

or koi ladka ghur k dekhe to-

"Oh How Mannerless" !!
Ek railway station se ek lash gayab ho gayi batao kaise....??????
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jaane ke liye dekiye C.I.D...har friyday night 10 P.M...!!!!!
Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho?

Qayamat kab aayegi?

Student: YE$ MI$$,

Jab Valentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga.

Wife ( Kitchen Se ): Aji Suntay Ho,
Mai Aaj Kal Bohat Khubsorat ho Rahi Hon.


Husband: Tumhain Kese Pata?


Wife: Aaj kal Meri Khubsorti Dekh Kar Rotiyan Bhi Jal Rahi Hain. :-)