Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified:
"Wife Wanted".
The next day he received a 100 letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You Can Have Mine." ;->
