Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?
Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.
