Mehfil Sji thi, Sms ka tha dor,

Mehfil Sji thi, Sms ka tha dor,
Mehfil Sji thi,
Sms ka tha dor,
Sms mene kia tha,
Ye kisi ne na kia ghor,
Sms me paisey lagy thy mery halal k,
or sab muftay keh rhe the EK or EK or.;)
  

May, 25 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2601 views       Funny

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Wallet Hy
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Lecture Hy
Attendance Nahi
Mobile Hy
Balance Nahi
Frnds Hyn
Grl Frnd Nahi
Exams Hyn
Tnsion Nhi
Parhna Hy
Mood Nhi ;->
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
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Why u Still Doing it?
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Why u r so intelligent?
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Pathan:
ye bakriyan kahan ly ja rhy ho?


Admi:
Inhen school chorne ja rha hon


Pthan:
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Aj to itwar ha..
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