Mehfil Sji thi, Sms ka tha dor,

Mehfil Sji thi, Sms ka tha dor,
Mehfil Sji thi,
Sms ka tha dor,
Sms mene kia tha,
Ye kisi ne na kia ghor,
Sms me paisey lagy thy mery halal k,
or sab muftay keh rhe the EK or EK or.;)
  

May, 25 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2651 views       Funny

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I heard that good looks can kill?
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So, please don?t look at me
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I don?t wanna see you die.!!
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
Iqrar-e-Mohabbat Kuch Gunah Tou Nahi Hai


Bas Pehle Ye Pata Ker Lena
''''Bhai Kitne Hain.." ;->
Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!

hAmY
Teacher: jab clock pe 13 bjy ka time ho to us tim kya wakt ho ga..?

Student: Sir us tim clock thek krwany ka wakt ho ga..!!
''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor



Pappu.



Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya

Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.''
Nowadays,

Child in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!

Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P
Question Of The Year
Students raat ko Q parhte hein?






Q?





Answar:
Q k din me to dhoop parhti hai... ;->
(",)
<))>
_/?_ genius hun bhai genius... =P
T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->
6 facts of the world Fact 1: You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue; Fact 2: After reading the first fact, all fools try it. Fact 3: Fact 1 is false Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.......... ........ Fact 4: Now u are laughing !!! bcoz u became a fool !!! Fact 5: you want to fool ur friends also.. so u want to forward this as soon as u read this completely.. .. Fact 6 : successfully you are fooled... so forward this to fool others.. go on! :)Z
Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA


But




Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .






Why. . . ?





Because

Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->
''INTEHA HO GYI INZAR KI
AAYI NA SMS KI RING MERE YAAR KI
YE HME HAI YAKIN
KANJUS WO TO NAHI
FIR WAZA KAYA HUA
INTEZAR KI?''