Mehfil Sji thi, Sms ka tha dor,

Mehfil Sji thi, Sms ka tha dor,
Mehfil Sji thi,
Sms ka tha dor,
Sms mene kia tha,
Ye kisi ne na kia ghor,
Sms me paisey lagy thy mery halal k,
or sab muftay keh rhe the EK or EK or.;)
  

May, 25 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     2496 views       Funny

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