Indian team yad aa gai thi.. :-D

Indian team yad aa gai thi.. :-D
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Kuch nahi aisay hi Indian team yad aa gai thi..
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May, 13 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     2313 views       Funny

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GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta
Purpose Of Life . . .


GOD Sent Us 2 Find
Such Frndz, Dat If We
Meet Them Even In Hell,
They Will Say


















"Chal Yaar Shetaan Ki Class
Bunk Kerte Hyn..." ;->
Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.

Then Again He Asks,

Wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D


New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.
In Our Life
Cracks May Come Between Friends..


But
Some Times



Cracks May Come As Friends


Like U.....
What is height of Active laziness?

Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.


Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....

Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
Aik GADHA tha,


Wo Sms Parh Raha Tha,

Usay Pata Tha k Sender ne Usay GADHA Kaha Hai,

Wo Phir b Sms Parh Raha Tha..

Beychara GADHA Jo Tha!
wife:Suniye zara aap kitchen se garam masala le kar aaien
Husband:magar yahan to nahi ha
Wife:mujha pata tha apko nahin mila ge is liya main pehle ley aai thi
''“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”
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Aur aj who ek mulk ka saddar he.
The End''
wht did a handosm dog say to a beautiful bitch during a candlelight
dinner near a romantic river in open moonlight?




"BhoW bHOw"



Hor vicaray ne ki khena
si..:->

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"


BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...