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A white horse fell in the mud
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May, 26 2010
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GF(After Opening)
What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?
BF : U Wanted Stars Na?
Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
Girl : Have You Seen
Girl : Have You Seen
My Identical Twin Sister
Any Where ... ????
Santa : Not At All
How Does She Look Like ... !!! ;->
Apne Husan Par Itna Guroor Na Kr,
Apne Husan Par Itna Guroor Na Kr,
Sab 2 Din Ki Masti Hai. . .
Tera Husan Bhi Tab Tak Hai
Jab Tak FAIR N LOVELY Sasti Hai. . . ;->
Dear Customer, ;
Dear Customer, ;-) Your bathing date validity for one year is over. So please take bath today and save public.
Thank you.
.¤CUSTOMER CARE¤
Clean WoRlD.
Dere''s only 1 prfect
Dere''s only 1 prfect CHILD in d world & evry MOTHER has it
Dere''s only 1 prfect WIFE & every NEIGBOR has it
&
Dere''s only 1 Prfect GIRLFRND , Ur BEST FRND has it ;->
1 sabzi wale k ghar
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
"kitna pyara bacha hai"?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->
Practice makes man perfect.
Practice makes man perfect...
Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
women
Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
Circuit: Bhai America
Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington
really smart one
Really SmArt One
I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....
But
I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)
Laziness is our
Laziness is our biggest enemy..(Allama Iqbal)
We should learn to luv our enemies.. (Quid-e-Azam)
now what should we do....?
Teacher Asked A Student
Teacher Asked A Student : What''s Ur Cast . . . ? ? ?
Student : Jii, Pehle Butt
Phr Rajput
Phr Darzi
Aur
Baaqi Mummy Ki Marzi . . . ;->
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