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A white horse fell in the mud
  

May, 26 2010     122 chars (1 sms)     2984 views       Funny

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ap to aik farishta ho.

kon sa farishta?

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Wo farishta jo jannat se nikala gaya tha.:-)
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System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
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