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A white horse fell in the mud

May, 26 2010 122 chars (1 sms) 3518 views Funny

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Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Samosa bi zaya

Itni pyar bhari nazar se jo us ne dekha mujhe, dil to gaya hi gya,
;->

sath me 15 rupee wala samosa bi gir gaya

(Bechara Mard)

(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim, agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil, aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun peeche chale to zan mured, aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous, agar kuch na kahe to beghairat, agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara, ghar mein rahe to nakara, bachon ko dantay to jabir, na dantay to laperwah, aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos, na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
Haaye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan.

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AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFU HAIN,

AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP
BEAUTIFU HAIN,

SMART HAIN,

CHARMING HAIN

TOU

KUTTA PALIYE…

SAAP PALIYE..

SHER PALIYE

Magar
KUDA K WASTE
GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. . . ;->

What is the diff

What is the diff. between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...

Ek ladka ek ladki

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

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---Is sms k charges main ny Pay ker deain hain-Apni marzi ka sms likho or jisey chaho send kero.
After all
hum apki kajosi ki Qadar krty hain''

Dil mai app,

Dil mai app,

Ankhön mai app,

Sansøø mai app,

Har jaga app hi app,

Na jane kab hogi hamari zindagi

"JARASEEM"
se pak... =P ;->

Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi

Wife:''''Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?''''

Husband:''''Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta''''

King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland

King Nepolean Was Busy Fighting In Poland

Some Russian Prisoners Were Brought Infront Of Him

Their Attitude Was Very Humiliating 2wards King

They Said :"V Russian r Far Better Thn U
U Fight 4 Wealth & V Fight 4 Honour"

Nepolean Said :

"Every1 Fights 4 Wht He Doesn''t Have"

What will Himesh

What will Himesh say to magnify a picture..?
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Zara Zoom Zoom… ;->

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