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A white horse fell in the mud
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What is the meaning of PyaR think
What is the meaning of PyaR
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.The frnds sitting in BAR n say 2 each other P-YAAR
Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age
Someone Askd Me Abt Ur Age
Well I Said
The Way U Dress Up
U Look 19
Ur Sweetness Look 15
Ur Smile 16
Ur Face 17
So All In All
67 Years ... ;->
''Humne bhi pyar kiya
''Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi josh ke sath!
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shor ke sath!
Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath !
Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
Me Ne jo apni Girl ..
Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.
Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki
Ek Doctor Apni Beti Ki Shaadi Kis Se Karega. . .?
Socho
Thora aur Socho
COMMANDER SAFEGUARD Se
Kyun k yehi Hai Doctoron Ki awaleen Pasand ;->
Vegetable msg...
Vegetable msg...
MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy
Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.
Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.
k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.
Before marriage:
Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
mainay tumhain piyaar kiya
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta
Mein ne tumhe pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe peeta,
Sine theta by Cosine theta equal to Tan theta…
policeman!!!
Policeman: Tum ne faqeer ko Q mara?
Pathan: Hum ne ise baar bola tha ke hum aisa waisa aadmi nahi hai,
Phir bhi ye bolta hai
"Aik baar de dey baba, phir nahi aaonga
1 Pakistani dozakh se nikla
1 Pakistani
dozakh se nikla
or chup ker
Janat mai
chala gia
Farishton ne
pakerna chaha to
Cheekh ker bola
Koi paas na aye
werna
Khudkush
dhmaka kr donga ;->
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
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aur,
lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.
Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.
Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.
Wife: Kyo?
Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
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