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A white horse fell in the mud
  

May, 26 2010     122 chars (1 sms)     3996 views       Funny

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1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Mureedni:
peer Gi mujhy ilhaam sikhayain
Peer:
zra qareeb ao.

mureedni:
peer ji mujhay kiss to nahin karain gay?

Peer:
daikha tuje ilhaam hona shuru hogya hy,
''Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo....
Mere pyaar ke ICON pe
Kabhi to DOUBLE-CLICK karo........''
Baba Black Sheep Do U Have Any Wool . . . ?


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Abay Gadhe Black Sheep Sepoocha Tha
Tujh Se Nahi . . .


Depressed Boy Asked an Old Man:

Can There Be Anything Worse Than Losing A Girlfriend?


Old Man Replied: Yes,
Losing Your Confidence of Finding Another One. :-)
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
Hum Kabhi Aap Se Khafa
Nahi Hotey

Pyar k Rishtey Bewafa
Nahi Hotey

Aap Bhaley Humain
Bhula Ker PEPSI Pii Lo

Hum Aap Ko Yaad Kiye
Bina Paani b Nhi Peetey ;->
Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse

Jyada Kehna Manega,

Usse Hi Me Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi.

Kid: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi Milengi.....! ;-D
Reality Of OUR COUNTRY

Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.

The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class.

The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.

Last but not least

The failure joins

"UNDERWORLD"

&

Control all the Above
ICC has decided 2 shorten d

durationof next world cup.


It will consist of opening ceremony,
photo-session,& presenting d world cup
2 AUSTRALIA..!!
Dear customer! You r requested to switch off ur Mobile to avoid any burn injuries........AS the SENDER of this Message is a DAM HOT..


In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!