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A white horse fell in the mud
  
May, 26 2010     122 chars (1 sms)     2956 views       Funny

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apna mobile uthao h

Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..








































Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat
1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Musharaf Babu . . .

Har Larke Ka Khwab Hota Hy 1 TT Pistol

Har Mard Ki Shaan Hoti Hy 1 TT Pistol

Aur

Mobile Cheen''ne K Kaam Aati Hy 1 TT Pistol ;->
1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya
1 Admi Public Bathroom Gya
Aur 1 Hour K Baad Nikla.

Bahr Betha Huwa Jamadar Bola
20 Rupe Bhai G
Admi Bola: Bhai Mai Bathroom Mai Betha Tha
Net Cafe Mai Nahe:-P
Ek pathan ne new car li
Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!


pathan bola full kar do:-D
Larki Waley : Aap Ka Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???
Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???


Larke Ki Maa





Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->
''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking
''Zidi: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai''
After Eating Fish
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"
''Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu''
door se dekha to s



Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha



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To



Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
Faraz sunday ka din hai,sabzi pakaoon k daal.
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May oodi oodi jaawaan hawa day naal.:-D;-)
Height of telling a lie
Height of telling a lie
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a negro takin bath n singing d song " PANI ME JALE MERA GORA BADAN"
"Kash Hum AaPKA mOBILE Number Hote"
"Kash Hum AaPKA mOBILE
Number Hote"


"Har Waqt Aapko Yad To
hOTE"


"Bhale Aap Humain Badal
Datay Par"


"Humse Bicharnay Ki
Khabr To Sabko Detay.;->

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