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A white horse fell in the mud
  

May, 26 2010     122 chars (1 sms)     3661 views       Funny

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Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.
akhan akhan wich kujh keh gayee chorni, gallan gallan wich paisay leh ghayee chorni,





chhad k aaya saan mein thaney, per!
thanyon wee hath ghardi leh gayee chorni

Boy:Sir Ap Apni Beti Ki
Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De''n
Me Ap ko Us k Wazn k
Brabar Sona Dunga
Sir:Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy:Sochny k Liye?
Sir:Nhi Beti Ka Wazan
Brhane k Liye ;->
50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon-oon
karke rota h to ma kehti hain ki beta aise mat ro
varna

bada hokar tu HIMESH RESHAmiya ban jayega
A Fact About Women:

They Can See A Hair Of A Girl
On Their Husband''s Coat From 20 Meters Away,
But They Can''t See A Pillar
From 2 Meters While Parking A Car :-D
Hum kabhi aapse khafa nahi hote,
Pyar ke rishte bewafa nahi hote,
Aap bhale hume bhulakar KHANA KHA LO...
HUM Aapko Yaad kiye bina PANI BHI NAHI PETE !!
''Larkey Wale:
ap ki beti kuch karti he?.
Larki wale:
Haan MASHA ALLAH rozana 5 rupe mein 500 sms karti he.''

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."




Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->
Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?


Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai

Lekin

Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->
''MERE HATHON KI LAKEERON KO DEKH KR US NE KAHA FARAZ....!

TUJHY ZINDAGI MAIN SB KUCH MILAY GA SIWAY
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>BIJLI K<''
Once A pig fell in luv with a chicken & they both kissed each other.
Nxt day
Pig died of bird flu & chicken died of swine flu

AJAB PREM KI GHAZAB KAHANI =P ;)


CHAIN MSG

Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)