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A white horse fell in the mud
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May, 26 2010
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A Sardar saw
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”
KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkA : KiA TuM PaKeEzA MoHAbAt PaR
YaQeEn RaKhTi Ho ?
LaRkI : Ha ShUrWaT ToU IsI TaRaH KaRnI
PaRtI Ha ...=P:-P;->
Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.
Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.
Feeling Guilty that y I have punished u
Then I thought that the persons like u must be hanged not punished.
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
Tum sab dost meri zindgi ho,
aur,
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aur,
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aur,
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aur,
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aur,
lahnat hai aisi zindgi pe.
HaHa HaHaHa HaHaHaHa HaHaHaHaHa
HaHa
HaHaHa
HaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHa
HaHaHaHaHaHaHa
Kuch Nahi
Aise Hi "Last Over"
Yaad Aa Gaya
Ajmal Ka . . . =P =D
Musharaf dedicate
Musharaf dedicate song 2 mulana abdul AZIZ.
AJ KALA BURKA PA SADI FARMAISH TY.AJ PA K SAMNAY Aa SADI FARMAISH TY. aj pa k NA SHARMA.SADE FARMAISH TY.
marez doctor se
Marez doctor se:
Me 1 month se roz Rs.50 ki dawa
le rha hu pr koi faida nh hua.
Doctor:Koi bat nh kal se me
tmhy Rs.40 ki dawa duga Rs.10 ka faida hoga ;->
For All The People
For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine
Happy Valentine
For Others
Watch Aalim Online ;->
''Asi Pagl twady pichy,
''Asi Pagl twady pichy,
Tusi Pagl kise Hor pichy,
Agon ''O'' Pagl kise Hor Pichy,
''O'' V pagl Kise Hor Pichy,
HaHaHa.....!
Sary Pagal aggay Pichy....! :-P ;-)''
kya Matlab main samjha nahi
Teacher to student:
jo doosre ko apni baat na samjha sake woh gadha hota hai.....
Student:
Sir, kya Matlab main samjha nahi....??
meet in rajastan
Meet In RAJASTAN,
Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,
Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,
But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan
bv shadi se pehle
Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!
Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy
Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!
Husband:
lo sunO
Jane jigar janeman
90 kilo tera wazan
Tu jo gir jaye mujh par
Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)
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