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A white horse fell in the mud

May, 26 2010 122 chars (1 sms) 3664 views Funny

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''"Main Kal ja Raha Tha"
K Meri Chappal Toot Gayi
Ab Chappal To Mochi Seeta Hai
Seeta To Darzi Bhi Hai
Darzi To Kapre Seeta Hai
Kapre To Rangeen Hote Hein
Hai
Safaid To Dhoodh Bhi Hota Hai
Dhoodh To Bhens Deti Hai
Bhens To Kali Hoti Hai
Kala To Bangali Bhi Hota Hai
Bangali To Pan Khata Hai
Pan To Lal Hota HRangeen To Lota Bhi Hota Hai
Lota To Bathroom Mein Hota Hai
Bathroom Mein To Nal Bhi Hota Hai
Nal To Lohe Ka Hota Hai
Lohe Ki To Istri Bhi Hoti Hai
Istri''

Always listen to your wife

Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice :

99% Sound and 1% Advice….

Bite the neck gently

Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,

Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TANDOORI CHICKEN yaar...:)

whn a girl falls dow

Whn A Girl Falls Down
She Is Helpe By So
Many People
But
Whn A Boy Falls Down
Everybody Laughs

Whn A Girl Licks
Her Lips
She Is Thirsty
Whn Boy Licks
His Lips
He Is Tharki

Whn A Girl Smiles
She Is Considerd Cute
Whn A Boy Smiles
He Is Flirt ...

Still People Say
This Is Men''s World ... ;->

Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

Question: Mard ziyada sharif hote hain ya Auratein?

A: Mere khayal Mei Mard ziyada sharif hote hain, kyun k Mardo Mei
Umar Sharif,

Nawaz Sharif,
Shehbaz Sharif,
hain.
Jab k Aurton Mei sirf 1 Babra Sharif hi hai or wo kitni sharif ha ye ham sab janty hain

my wife recently has lost her voice

Man: Doctor my Wife Recently has Lost her voice.

What should I do to help her to Get it back?

Doctor: Try to come home at 3 in the Mor

Mafi nama" Agr meri missbell/sms

Mafi nama"
Agr
meri
missbell/sms
se
Aap
preshan
ya
tang
ho to
bila jhijhak
apne
mobile
ko
khench
k
diwar
pr
de
maren
na rhy ga phone!
Na bajy gi tone.

adnam saami se

adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani

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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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. after getting inspired from, i also decided to loose weight
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adnam saami se inspire ho kar, humne bhi wajan kam karne ki thaani
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roj khaaye channe aur piya thanda thanda paani...........;->

Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon? I Miss u..?

Ap k khayal ma main apko sms kyun karta hon?

I Miss u..?

I Like u..?

OR

I Need u..?
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Chal bay

Sms package khatam karna Hota hai...is liye:-

Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi

Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.

Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:

Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)

''A bulky boy went to

''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''

Pathan Ka Khoobsorat Bacha

Sardar Pathan K Bachay Ko Dekh Kar Bola:

Bohat Khubsurat Hai.
Kitne Maah Ka Hai?

Pathan Gussey Me Bola:

Kameene 1 Hi Maa Ka Hay. :-)

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