A mother and son

A mother and son
A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->
  

May, 18 2010     318 chars (2 sms)     3422 views       Funny

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A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Ek Pathan Apnay Betay K Sath Lakriyan Kaatnay

Jangal Gaya. Wapsi Mein Rasta Bhool Gaya.

Pathan Ghussay Se Apne Betay Ko Maarnay Laga

Aur Bola: Kambakht Main To Rasta Bhool Gaya Hun,
Tu To Ghar Ja.
''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.
Ladki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.
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Munnabhai-Yaar Mast Mast Jokes

Pane K Liye

Kya Karne Ka?

Circuit-Simple Bhai,

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Jo Kameena Mujhe Sms Nahi Karta,
Main Usko Tareqa Nahi Batata


Aik borhi orat nay 100 police walon ki dawat ki.

Police officer: Amma G ye khana kis khushi mai khilaya?



Amma: Mai manat mani si k mera ghar bn giya
tay mai 100 haramdian nu roti khwaon gi

Es lai tawanon roti khawai



Police officer hans K bola:
Amma aina takaluf Q''n kita

1 wapda wala sadd laina C.


Upcoming Professions of our Cricket Heroes!

Salman butt: Waiter in PC
Imran farhat: Work in juice corner
Younus khan: Naswar frosh
Shoaib malik: Malik paan shop
Omer akmal & kamran akmal: Akmal''s Electric store
Shahid afridi: Boom boom toy shop
Abdur razaq: Churan wala
Umer gul: Plumber
Saeed ajmal: Naan tandoor
Behind every Man''s success there is a woman.

But behind 16 gal''s success there is a man,
this is what we see in the movie "CHAK DE INDIA"



SO MAN KI IZAT KARU . . . ;->
Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
In a park 2 lovers were eating chps by looking in 2 each other eyes,
Boy:Wat r u thinking rite now?
Girl:I think ur eating more chips than me..!
“BHOOKAY”
What Is The Difference Between
Feeling Numb & Feeling Dumb . . . .? ? ?
















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An Alphabet . . . ;-
Nokrani:
Malkin aap udaas kyun ho?

Malkin:
Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi larki se pyar karte hen.

Nokrani: Nahiiiiii.... Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de saktay.