A mother and son

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->

May, 18 2010 318 chars (2 sms) 3450 views Funny

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Thousands of yesterdays are gone........

millions of tomorrow will come........

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Ungli Mai Angothi, Angothi mai Nagina,

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A mother and son

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