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Teacher: History
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Teacher: History
Teacher: History
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->
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happy thappar day
''''Happy Thappar Day''''
Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.
When a black cat falls
When a black cat falls
down,wat will the white cat say..???
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Dont start thinking like an idiot. it will only say....
Meaaaoooon....
sheesha ho k kaanch ho,
sheesha ho k kaanch ho,
tum ko na koi aanch ho,
aur dua hai k milein tujhe pyar karney waliyan,
k jin kee tadad 7 ho ya kam az kam paanch ho
hamse sms ka panga acha nahi
Hamse SMS ka panga acha nahi
Dost
Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.
No Visits No Calls No SMS
No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I''m worried kya hoa
Zoo waloon ne dobara pakar lia kya?
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!
''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:
1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinkings 2stdy 4next exam-:-D..
Wife: Darling !
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?
Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
''Ek Doctor Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Doctor Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,
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Usay Yaad Aaya
K
Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-) jwan banda kadi pouul wi janda we ki banaya mere kagzan da yar pata karna''
I Love U Yes I Love U
I Love U
Yes I Love U
Sach Main
Please Beleive Me Yaar
I Love U
Kyn K Doctor Kehte Hyn
''''Paagalo''n Ka Elaaj Pyaar Se Hii Hota Hy'''' ;->
every woman is wrong
V e r y
T r u e ...
Every Woman
Is Wrong
Until
She Cries,
And Then
She Is Right,
Instantly ... =P ;)
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?
Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
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