Teacher: History

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->

May, 18 2010 221 chars (2 sms) 3143 views Funny

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''OPEN WITH
LOVE
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KUCH KEHNA HAI,,,,

TUM SE,,,,,,,,,,,

WOHI BAAT JO DIL KO CHOO JAYE......

BAS WOHI

3 LAFAZ!!!!!!
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INSAN BAN JA !

Teacher asks students.

Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..

A student replies: its 48.

The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??

Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->

Pata Hai Hum Chloromint Kyun Khate Hai?? Kyunki.,

Pata Hai Hum Chloromint Kyun Khate Hai??
Kyunki.,
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Kit-Kat

Or

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50 Paise Mein Nahi Aata Hai

''A Dog Fell In Love With a Cat

''A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
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Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason

Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai''

I really deeply

I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch

Dil Ki Bato''n Main Aana Acha Lagta Hai

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Kurri Ko Le K Date Pe Jana Acha Lagta Hai

Shaadi Se Pehle Dil Ko Bhaate HYn Sangeet

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Jhatka kuch is tarah

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Ikatthi char joein mere daman main aa girin . . . ;->

2012 is not the end of love

How bollywood proved dat 2012 is not the end of Love
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By The Movie-
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FATHER:

FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
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To Live a Life.... V Need

To Live a Life....
V Need
Brains, Reflexes, Luck, Iq, Lnowledge
Expressions, Perceptions,
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Hats off to U, For Managing Without
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mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.

Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.

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