Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."