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Teacher: History
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Teacher: History
Teacher: History
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->
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May, 18 2010
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50 meel duur jab
50 meel duur jab koi bachha oon-oon
karke rota h to ma kehti hain ki beta aise mat ro
varna
bada hokar tu HIMESH RESHAmiya ban jayega
Breakup Tips :
Breakup Tips :
How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover''z Mind 4 U ??
Simple
Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:
I LOVE U TOO
Son:papa jab
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?
Papa: Beta aqal badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->
zardari k baap ka pa
Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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hA hA hA....
April FoOoOoL :-)
Abhi nahin pata chala..!!
any degree of shaterring
Any Degree Of
Shaterring, Battering, Tattering Will Nullify My Spirit ... ?
I''m Like
Those Cartoon Figures
Th8 Being Kneaded Flat
By Passing Trucks
And
Plump Up Again .. ! (:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
Husband:
aGAr mRe HaTh MeiN hUk0mAt h0 t0
MeIn MulK kI TAqdEEr bAdAL dUn gAa..!!;->
Wife:
Tm pHleY ApNi ShAlwAr BadaL L0
SuBhA se Ulti peHni huEy hEy:-P.....=p
Wuzu!!!!!!
2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
First pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli,
Warna.
Agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati.:-)
muft ka ihsan na lai
Muft Ka Ihsan Na Laina Yaroo
Dil Abi Awr B Sasty Hown Ge... ;->
Raheel :
Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.
Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?
Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame''n
Ye Kch Or Nhi
Srf
KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->
|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~
|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~
A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡S Foto Nobody Has Been Working,
While U''ve Written Below"View Of Work In Government Office"
Painter Answerd:This Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->
Zardari: . . . .
Zardari: . . . .
Bachna Aey Kamino Lo Main Agaya . . .
Ezat Ka Dushman,
Lotero Ka Dost,
Apni Ada Hai B.B Se Juda . . . :D ;->
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