Teacher: History

Teacher: History
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->
  

May, 18 2010     221 chars (2 sms)     2436 views       Funny

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Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja















Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja











Double Sawari Band
Hy, Tu Bus Pakar
K aaja ... ;->
Aankho Me Aasu Aa Jate Hai

Fir Bhi Labo Pe Hasi Rakhni Padti Hai,

Ye Haal Tab Hota Hai Yaaro,Jab




Lambe Safar Me Su-Su Rokni Padti Hai
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ye Ghada apka ha?
Agr nahe to isko aagay bhejte raho jiska hoga wo rakh lega

Ab aap aram se DEFENCE me 1 bangla khred skte hain
Apne lye 1 MRCEDES CAR
or
DUBAI me shoping b kr sktay hain
Kiu k
PETROL me
64 paise jo km ho gaye hain... ;->
Height of dedication

Papu 5 mint ma paper chor k chla gya
Teacher:kya hoa paper nhi aata?

Papu:wo bat nhi hai.
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai... =P ;->
''Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me?





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kafi hai ya or likhon?''
''AB TO BIJLI BHI DOCTOR ki Medicine ki Tarha ati hai


"Mohsin"


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1 Ghanta Sobha





1 Ghanta Shaam


or


1 Ghanta Raat.....:d

- Mohsin Skywalker -''
In class room 1 boy was praying Allah Allah.

Teacher: y r u praying in classroom?

Boy: Mom adviced me dat b4 sleeping u must pray Allah Allah
phool kharab nahi hota makhia kharab karti hai
larka kharab nahi hota larkia kharab karti hai


A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
1 pathan ankhay band Kar k shishee k samne betha tha..
1 aadmi ne pocha khan bhai kia karrahe ho..??
Pathan bola yar hum dekhraha hai k hum sota hua kesa lagta hai..
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!!