Teacher: History

Teacher: History
Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don''t think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it. ;->
  

May, 18 2010     221 chars (2 sms)     2530 views       Funny

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