Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Pehlay Log Shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo Shadi Say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!

Pata Hai?

Nahi?

.

KHUD KUSHI

May, 15 2010 192 chars (2 sms) 3228 views Funny

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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.

Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!

A Sardar moving

A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->

I Like You I Like You

I Like You

I Like You

I Really Like You

I Really Really Like you....

Kyunki Geeta mai likha hai

"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"..!!!

''Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"

''Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
"Yar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka"

Remix by FARAAZ

"Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka"
"Naap liya mere sey dia mere dia mere baap ka"

A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,

A BOY ON DATE WID GIRL in CaR,

Jan!

Mene tum sy 1 baat chupai k

i''m already married

Girl: oh God TUM Ne TU DaRA HI DIYA,main samjhi ye car tumhari nai he

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

Save Water

Take Bath

With

Neighbours Daughter

its just another day

Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year!
Happy Birthday my sweetheart

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:

Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun

samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao

Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya

Molvi PaPpU Ne Farmaya
K
Shaban
K Mahinay Mein Jo Koi
Apnay Dost
Ko 100 Ka Card Load Karwaye Ga
Usay
Qayamat K Din
Ek NOKIA N95
Free Milay Ga... ;->
SubhanALLAH

A mathmatical question!

A mathmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???

Ans?

104

no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi

confused???

Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}

How Do You Know

How Do You Know
When A Woman
Is About To Say
Something Smart ... ???

She Starts Her Sentence
With

"A Man Once Told Me..."
;->

Apna hath apne sar pe phairen!

Apna hath apne sar pe
phairen!

Aik bar phir phairen

Dobra phairen

Chalen 1 bar phir

Ab to aap ko yaqin ho
gya ho ga k...

"GADHEY K SAR PE SEENG
NAHI HOTEY..->

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Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

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