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karti ha meri bewi
karti ha meri bewi
karti ha meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti ha muj se ye mis FAKHIRA kon hai?banwaya jab mein n apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon ha
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May, 22 2010
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Arz Kia Hy ..
Arz Kia Hy ..
Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy
Wah Wah
Insaan Insaan Ko Das Raha Hy
Wah Wah
Aur Saanp Side Main Beth K Hans Raha Hy ... ;->
police ne rok k puch
Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.
Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?
Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.
Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?
Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)
Larka Larki Ko Dekh Ker Kehta Hai :
Larka Larki Ko Dekh Ker Kehta Hai :
Lafz Tere Geet Mere Ghazal Koi Sunao''n Kia
Larki:
Haath Mere Gaal Tere Kaan K Neechey Bajao''n Kia ;->
wo konsa driver ha j
Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?
Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!
Yar Khud Soch,
Socho
Yar
Socho
Ans:SCREW DRIVER,
Survey Subject:
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.......?
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM.
Aik bachcha apni
Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?
Important essay for 2nd year english paper.
Important essay for 2nd year english paper.
1. Marriage of Sania and Shoaib.
2. Hussey brothers vs AKmal brothers.
3. Merits and Demerits of facebooK.
4. Favourite Personality-Ahmed Faraz.
5. How to control happiness when electricity is available.
Shohr: maalum hota he
Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?
Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->
Chan,chandni raat
Chan,chandni raat Mehrma Timtmanday taaray
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Na koi reply na koi SMS lagda a pasay muk gaye nay saray.
Manager:
Manager:
Sorry, but I can’t give you a job.
I don’t need much help.
Job Applicant: That’s all right.
In fact I’m just the right person in this case.
You will see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!
I''m Willing
I''m Willing
To
Admit That ... !!!
I
M a Y
N o T
A l W a Y s
B e
R i G h T ,
B u T ...
I
A m
N e V e R
W r O n G ... ;->
ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai ...iRshaD iRshaD....
ShaIR ArZ KiyA hai
...iRshaD iRshaD....
Tail Ditta Cycle di chain Nu...
Wah wah...
Tail Ditta Cycle di chain nu...
Niklo Aetho Taadi Paen Nu... ;->
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