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nights are totally s
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nights are totally s
nights are totally s
Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!
Happy load sheding.
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what does ILU means?
what does ILU means?
I= I
L= Love
U=Urdu
so I love urdu... tum kya samjhey they...I love ullu..to haan mein tum sey b pyar karta hoon
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Hello G
G,G
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Han G
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Acha
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Phir
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Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number..
Aankhon he Aankon ne,
Aankhon he Aankon ne,
Aankhon he Ankhon se,
Aankhon he Ankhon main,
Kaha..
"Aiiiii - Taaaa..!" :-D
''Asi Pagl twady pichy,
''Asi Pagl twady pichy,
Tusi Pagl kise Hor pichy,
Agon ''O'' Pagl kise Hor Pichy,
''O'' V pagl Kise Hor Pichy,
HaHaHa.....!
Sary Pagal aggay Pichy....! :-P ;-)''
Qus: What is The Extreme
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?
Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi
Pehlay Pakistan ki Abadi kHatarnak Hud se tajawaz kr chuki thi ,
Lakin ab KHUDKUSH DHAMAKON ki vajah say kafi controll mai hai
Farq to para hai
GEO MUSHARAF !
sab hamse hr cheez m
Sab Hamse Hr Cheez Me Aagay Chale Gye
Ham Sirf Is Mehngai Me Piste Chale Gye
Jab Kuch Na Kr Sake Hamare Ye Hukumran
Lo Aaj Ham Ek Ghanta Aagay Chale Gaye ;->
Wo Choom Le Ek Baar
Wo Choom Le Ek Baar Tou Ud Jati Hy Neend
Un Ki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet
Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao
"MORTIEN JALAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO" ... ;->
Aik bachcha apni
Aik bachcha apni mummy se: papa ne mujhay kiss nahi ki.Mummy : beta aap nay TABLE nahi sunaya hoga.Bachcha: tou kya nokrani nay sunaya tha?
Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,
Tum bhi Dekhte nahi....
Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye..
Sardarji is not sleeping
Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.
I''ve made so many
I''ve made so many mistakes in my life, but something I did right was to have you as a friend and I definitely wont make another mistake of losing someone like you.
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