nights are totally s

Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!

Happy load sheding.

May, 05 2010 157 chars (1 sms) 2010 views Funny

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Girl:Agr Tm Mjse Shadi

Girl:Agr Tm Mjse Shadi Krna Chaty Ho To Tme Mere Mumy Papa Ko Khush Krna Hoga
Boy:Han Me Kroga.Mje Kia Krna Hoga
Me Apni Jan Tk De Skta Hun.Kaho.
Girl:Tumhe Hr Hafte Mumy Ko 5kg Ata Dena Hoga,Aur Papa Ki Gari Me 5litre Petrol Dalwana Hoga.
Boy:Acha BAJI Ami Aba Ko Salam Kehna

''INTEHA HO GYI INZAR KI

''INTEHA HO GYI INZAR KI
AAYI NA SMS KI RING MERE YAAR KI
YE HME HAI YAKIN
KANJUS WO TO NAHI
FIR WAZA KAYA HUA
INTEZAR KI?''

''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko

''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko
muje chahy Sukh ka pahar day day,,

ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera
muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,

bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day
mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,

phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''

boy frndgirl frnd s

Boy Frnd,Girl Frnd Sim Conection K Hisab Se

Jazz B/F:Hello Darling
Lrki:Or Sunao

U.Föne B/F:Kia Tmhre Dil Me,Me Hun
Lrki:Tum Hi To Ho

Zong B/F:Tmhe Chand Kahun Phul Kahun
Lrki:Sub Keh Do
Tlnr B/F:Kya Hr Lrki Bewfa Hy
Lrki:Yhi Hy Dhun Sb Ki

Warid B/F Tmne Acha Nhi Kra.
Lrki:Dekha Kya Hota Hy When U Zem It.

Lakho log mohabat karte hai,

Lakho log mohabat karte hai,

Shayad hum un jaise nahi.

Dikhane ke liye hum bhi

bana sakte haiTAJ-MAHAL,

Magar MUMTAZ ko marne de

hum vo SHAHJAHAN nahi.

height of jhatka

Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy''s Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.

girls top 10 lies

GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES

1.I miss u
2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare bina.
Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true ... =P =D

Jis tareh exam me

Jis tareh exam me

qustion assan hote hai

aur answer muskil,

usi tereh apke liye

msg padhna bahut assan he

per forward kerna bahut muskil,Na mumkin.

mill gaya... oyee mill gaya....

mill gaya...
oyee mill gaya....
oyee hoiyee mill gaya.....
oye oye mill gaya....
oye oye oye mill gaya....
lallaa dhomm mill gaya......
yeh sms perhnay walla aik or pagal mill gaya

Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?

Q) Why did Inzamam retire from cricket ?

A) Because he has got the exclusive
rights for Priya Gold Biscuits in Pakistan - Haq se Maango.

USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday

In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.

But Here Due To Over Respect,

We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)

Student seeing

Student seeing Monkey out of the window and the Professor scolds him-
"why r u seeing d monkey outside,wen i am in d class
:)

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