Everyone will not get everything,

Everyone will not get everything,
Everyone will not get everything,
This is the RULE of LIFE,
Dont try to get which is not yours.
But dont dare to loose which is yours..!
Understand
  

May, 26 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     3487 views       Funny

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"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!

Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..

Dont Delete dis iz real,

1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye

1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,

1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya
to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia

so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->
Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)
1 Pathan Exams Main Apne Friend ki Copy Kar Raha tha:

Examiner ne Pakar lia or usey Utha k Dosri Jaga Bitha Dia.

Pathan Writes at the End of Incomplete Question,

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Baqiya Hissa Roll no. 54234 k Paper Per Mulahiza Farmayen. :-)
Izzat bachane ka naya tareeqa ..

Ek larka apne dost k sath khara tha k Wahan se ek larki guzri,

Us ne us larki ko ishara kiya aur aankh mari,

Jawab mein larki ne us larke ko Lanat de di ..

Wo larka apne dost se bola:
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Bechari 5 baje miline ka keh rahi hai magar main jaonga he nahi... ;->
1 admi ki shadi hui, us ne dost se mashwra lya k wo kese apni bv ka dil jeet skta hy

Frnd: Us k pas cigerate lga kr jana or us ka dhunwa us k mu pe mar k kehna
Janu agr tm kaho to ye adat b chor skta hun.

Us ne ja kr esa hi kia....!

Bv ne sun kr jwab dia


"Agr Gold Leaf hai te ek suta menu v lawa"
Pathan Passport banwaney gya,

Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia.
Clerk: Biwi ka nahi apna do.

Pathan:
Kal to hamko bola tha K..
"NADRA"
ka lye kr aao.
Bachelor''s schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
Salam MerE AzEeZ Hum WatnO!!
AgaR aPkE pAss Ya ApkE jAnnAy WalO mAiN Koi JOB hO tO mUjhE plEaSe bAtAyeGA!!
MaIn ApnI Cv ApkO bHej DungA!!




ApkA bhAi:
*PervEz MushArrAf*
''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num


Zara gor se dekh ye hi to nahi hai tera sanam?

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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid..


Govt ne pehle..
Oil..k rates berha dyay, phir
Aata..phir
Chawal..phir
Cheeni..phir
Sabzi..phir
kuch na mila tou time me 1 hour barha dia..
Ab govt k pas kuch barhanay ko nai raha to
To...
To...
To...
Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia :)
Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?

Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..

Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas