Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain.. . . Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi?? . . Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga?? . . . Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "