Everyone will not get everything,

Everyone will not get everything,
Everyone will not get everything,
This is the RULE of LIFE,
Dont try to get which is not yours.
But dont dare to loose which is yours..!
Understand
  

May, 26 2010     151 chars (1 sms)     3397 views       Funny

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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Many many HAPPY Returns of the Day 2 u

Dekha tum ne kya socha tha..?

ap nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi lage

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Pepsi (chilled) with chips. It''s urgent Cell no & name is as displayed
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School Wich Urdu Bolo

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Hon Tusi Daso K Banda Kray Te Ki Kray. "
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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,


3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." . . . ;->
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..
tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya…
tumahri saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya ….!

hahahahahaahah……..
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