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Everyone will not get everything,
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Everyone will not get everything,
Everyone will not get everything,
Everyone will not get everything,
This is the RULE of LIFE,
Dont try to get which is not yours.
But dont dare to loose which is yours..!
Understand
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May, 26 2010
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sorry
sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
Press down if you think you are MAD,
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P
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Have u seen a monkey
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Aik pathan bath room gaya.
Aik pathan bath room gaya.
Jab bahir aya to tokan walay nay 12 rupay mangay.
Pathan: Kyun lotay may pepsi thi kia...?
Ab terey sath
Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"
Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay
Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?
Faqeer:Allah Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi Faqeer Ka Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le Gya,
Or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar Ye Hai. . . .
Dost dousre se
Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"
2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"
1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.
2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->
1 Medical student ne apni
1 Medical student ne apni classfellow ko blood se likha letter de kar kaha,"Muje
iska ans zarur dena ?????
Larki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blood group A+ Hai"
smile is a curve tha
Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes
wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days
2 come
happy Birthday .......
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
bandy da puttar ban
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Nargis Da Na Ban. :-)
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