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Shadi ka Vada kia
Shadi ka Vada kia Parveen seApni Mohabat thi Nasreen seAnjane me ye sub keh dia Mehreen seKia hal hua Hoga mera Pucho Samreen seAb Umeed hai Sirf Nosheen se
''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se
''Aik Phatan ne kisi ladki se kaha k mujhe tum se kuch kehan he keh doon.
Ladki: bolo
Phatan: ap ke pass NASWAR hey.
Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe
Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe dance aur paisa acha lagne laga he.
Kia me jawan ho gya hun?
Dr: Nahi, Tumhe jo dil lagaya he wo Khusray ka ha.
Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates
Maths Teacher asked ALI : if u have 12 choclates
and
u give 5 to sarah.
3 to sadaf
and
4 to Sonia
than what will u get?
Ali replied: 3 NEW GIRL FRIENDS !!
''Raton ko uth kar, Khayalon se ho kar, Yadon me kho kar,
''Raton ko uth kar,
Khayalon se ho kar,
Yadon me kho kar,
Tumhe kya khabar hy,
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,
Viraano me ja kar
Daman phe''la kar
Anson baha kar
Tumhe kya khabar hy.
Me apne KHUDA se kya mangta hon,
Tum to kaho ge,
SANAM mangta hon,
JANAM mangta hon,
tum to kaho ge,
Kisi DIL RUBA ki,
Kisi DIL NASHIN
ki wafa manga hon,
Ye B ghlt hy
Wo B ghlt hy
Me apne KHUDA se Sirf
"LIgHT" ane ki Dua mangta hon.;-)''
Teacher To Student -
Teacher To Student -
U''ve Been Snding
E-mail Other Students
That
I''m Ugly
Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
Wanted To Keep It A
Secret ... ;->
Ap Roothtay Rahy
Ap Roothtay Rahy
Hum Manatay Rahy
Apki Rahon Me Palkain Bichatay Rahy
Ap ne kabi Murr k Na Dekha
Hum peechay Sy Apko
Munh Chiratay Rahy
Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?
Agar mera naam Jamil hota to pata hai kya hota?
Nahee pata to mein batata hoon.
Hamara pyar aur ziada Mazboot ho jata.
Kaisey?
Sunno, Tum Haseen mein Jamil
to jab b log hamein dekhtey wo kehtey
"Haseen O Jamil"
people change wd time=P
people change wd time=P
6 weeks, 6 months, 6 years
Dating process :
6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U.
6 months : Of course I love U.
6 years : GOD, if I didn''t love U, then why the hell did I propose?
Q: “PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?
Q:
“PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?
Ans:
PIZZA HUTNA MAT . . . ;->
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
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Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na
ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha
Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.
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Par lya karo kabhe purani yadied taza ho jati hai.->
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