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Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per
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happy 1st january
*@Happy 1st JANUARY@*
Aaj k din Quaid-e-Azam porey 7 din k ho gaye thay... =P =D
Must Help Me
Patient: Doctor, You
Must Help Me, I Keep
Losing My Temper With
People
Doctor: Tell me About
Your Problem
Patient: I Just Did
You Stupid Bastard ... ;->
''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,
''Wafa usS zmanay ki baat hai SAQI,
Jab bottle 7 aur petrol 57 rupay tha.''
Tapo Slanto Said :
Tapo Slanto Said :
Kawary Ki Aik Din Ki Zindagi Shadishoda Ki
50 Sala Zindagi Sy Bahtar Hay
Yaken Nahe Ata Tu
Azma Kar Dakh Lo:-)
pathan in urdu
Teacher: Translate into Urdu.
"She is Kidding"
Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
AAj ke friends I TELL U,
AAj ke friends I TELL U,
Kitne busy WHAT DO U DO,
Koi mujhe bole I MISS U,
Koi mujhe bole NO TIME 4 U,
Kash koi mujh se kahy
oh my dost/ i am just free 4
''''Happy Thappar Day''''
''''Happy Thappar Day''''
Today Is Thappar Day.
Jo B Is Time Ap K Sath Betha Hua Hai Usey Rakh K Thappar Marein. And Plz Forward Dis Msg As Much As U Can.
pathan ke BV!!
Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
.
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta
A beautiful dress is of no use
A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off
By
Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen
''Na jane kab TAaRAY toot jayen
na jane kab AANSU ANKH se choot jayen
kuch pal HUMARAY sath bhi HANSS lo
najane kab TUMHARE DAANT toot jaen.''
Phir usi chand se rishta bana bethe,
Phir usi chand se rishta bana bethe,
phir usi saadgi se dhoka kha bethe,
Patharo se the taalluqat
humare,
Phir bhi sheshe k ghar bana
bethe.->?
" A man asked
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
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