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Dukandar Ny Subha
Dukandar Ny Subha Subha Dukan Kholi To 2 Kuty Agy Bethy Hue Thy
Dkandar;Oye Tusi Aethy Ki Ker Ray Ho?
Kuty: Yar Sari Raat Ponkdy Ray An,
2 "STREPSILS" Te Day:-D
a wise man washes
A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES
But
A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN
1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.
Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->
Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P
A boy came running in the kitchen,
A boy came running in the kitchen,
Boy:Dad, There is an ugly monster at the door
Dad(Looking at his wife):
Tell him we have already got one!
Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Banta: How do you say Topless in Urdu?
Santa: KHULE AAM...
math tells us three of the tragic love stories
Math tells us three of the tragic love stories.
Tangent lines who had one chance to meet and then parted forever.
Parallel lines who were never meant to meet.
And asymptotes who can get closer and closer but will never be together.
Who says maths is boring?!?:-)
A Great JAPANESE Proverb
A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it
&
Its PAKISTANI Version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->
Banta ask santa: what will you
Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?
Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.
Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Khushi K Mauqey Pr Tali Nahi Bajai Jati
Waja
Socho
Soocho
Nahi Pata
Aray
Wahan
TALI-BAN Hyn … ;->
Doston ki pehchan
Mere doston ki pehchan itni mushkil nahi hai
Fraz…
Wo sb se aagy hotay hain jahan chawal taqseem hotay hain.
(.”)/’
<¡:¡ oy ik plate
_/ /_ edhr v.
Pathan,sindhi, Balochi
Pathan,sindhi, Balochi Farishtay sy bolay k ALLAH sy arz karo k Jahan dekho har Mehkmay mein Punjabi hi hoty hain
Q?
Farishta bola:
Mai hunay Gya ty Hunay aya . . . ;->
Funny
"Jab Tak Zinda Hun Msg Krta Rahun Ga
Or
Jis Din Na Karun To Samjh Lena K
.
.
( '.' )/"
<) (
_/ \_
Agly Din Karunga.
"Zalimo"
Kabi to Acha Socho.?haha.
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