1 Chor K Bachay

1 Chor K Bachay
1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per
  

May, 15 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2905 views       Funny

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Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
Suppose one morning you never wake-up, do all your friends know you love them? Sometimes I LOVE YOU can heal and bless, so tell your friends this 3 little words and see what it can do. So just in case I die tonight, I LOVE YOU!
samachar patro ke kuch majedar add.
)==>kya aap anpadh hai?
nisulk madad ke liye likhe.
)==>auto repare-nisulk pik-up or dilivery.
ek bar hamari sewa lijiye or aap
fir kahi nahi jayenge.
)==>teacher chahiye-pre-schol ke liye teen saal ke teacher ki jarurat hai,
anubhawi ko wariyata di jayegi.
)==>second hand caar-dhokha khane ke liye kahi or kyu jate hai/hamare paas aayiye
)==>kutta bikri ke liye-sab kuch kha leta hai,
bachho ko to bahut pasand karta hai
Khuda Se COMPUTER Manga

LAPTOP Dya


CYCLE Mangi

CAR Di



HUT Manga

BANGLA Dya



DOST Manga

TUM Ko Dya




Ae Mere Khuda Tu Ne Is Baar Aisa
Kyun Kia . . . ? ;->
Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,
Main, AAJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,

Payary Dosto Or Azizu,
Main, AAJ,
Se Baqaiyda Ellaan Karta Hoon,

Kay Main Ne Eid Gifts,
Dosti K Tohfy,
Birthday Gift
Cash,Asalaam-mo-Alaikum,
Cheque,
Sweets,
Tmam Mobile Cards, Perfumes,
Wagyra Qabol Krny Ka Aaghaz Kr Diya Hy,

To Dair Na Kijiye Rush Se Bachiye,

Jaldi Laiye Waqt Bachaiye.,
Thank u.!
(Shortest Joke)

Fan: Happy Birthday
Meera: Same To You :-D
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But i cant send u all of them,

It wil take lot of time...

So i m sending u just 1 joke...

"u r very beautiful"
Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega
''hame to sms ne loota call mein kaha dum tha mere sms wha ponche jin kanjooso ke pass bal nhe tha''
Its God''s responsibility to forgive the Terrorist Organizations.

Its our responsibility to arrange the meeting between them and god.

PaKisTan Armed Forces ;->
Sab Hamse Hr Cheez Me Aagay Chale Gye

Ham Sirf Is Mehngai Me Piste Chale Gye

Jab Kuch Na Kr Sake Hamare Ye Hukumran

Lo Aaj Ham Ek Ghanta Aagay Chale Gaye ;->

Arz kia hy...


AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...




AKBAR LAYA 3
GHORE ...


Wah.. Wah..
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AAJA AAJA DIL NICHORE... ;->