Man:Janab

Man:Janab
Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,
  

May, 15 2010     290 chars (2 sms)     2091 views       Funny

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Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz






Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??
Professional Lover''s:

Hajjaam:
Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din

Doctor:
Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?

Sunyara:
Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota

Wakeel:
Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara

Choki Daar:
Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?

Maali:
Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain

Police:
Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho

Driver:
Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)
Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,
A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,
In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too
For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B''thday My 4ever Friend
I Thought Of Suicide Went 2 Railway Trak but got ur SmS & aftr Reading it I thought of Life, U Inspired Me
Coz
If A uselass Person Like U Is Alive Y Shud I Die?? :-D
BeNaZeeR
Aakhir M.B.B.S
ban hi gai...

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kaise?
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nahi pata?

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main batao?
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M= Muhtarma
B= BeNaziR
B=Bhutto
S=Shaheed..

SANIA MIRZA Details:



Age: 19



Sex: Female



Weight: 56 Kg



Height: 165 Cm



Colour: Normal



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Brother:Tusi Hor Kon . ("_")
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Ok... Its OSO thats common to both

wondering how ??

scroll down ....



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U Know Y............?

Shaan Had Empty Revolver
Villen Fired At Shaan
He CatcHes All The Bullets
Put It In His Revolver N Shot The Villen
Boy: Har Roz Subha 25 Larkiya''n Mera Intizaar Krti Hyn ! ! !

Girl; Aap Tou Bari Cheez Hyn Koi

Boy : Bas Yaar Girls College Ki Van Ka Driver Hoon . . . ;->
There is nothing to read in this msg.






U still coming down? ? ?




Jahila tenu punjabi ch e dasna paina a.

Es msg ch kuj v nai likhya parhan vastay.. ;->
Have You Ever

Rearrange the Letters ...


" M O T H E R
I N
L A W "


It Would Come As


" W O M A N
H I T L E R " ;->
what brand of tea do people like the most!!!








Prei-tea!