WILLIAM NARGIS

WILLIAM NARGIS
Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->
  

May, 13 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     3014 views       Funny

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Us Bewafa Ki Yaad Main Jam Hathon Main Utha Liya.
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Phir Uthai Bread Lagaya Jam Or fatafat Kha lia. :-)
Boy: BUS aur LADKI ek jaise hote hai,1 jaati hai to doosri aa jaati hai.

Girl: LADKE aur AUTORICKSHA ek jaise hote hai,1 bulaao 4 chale aate hai..!
Plz Is sMs Ko Kal Parhna



Ruk Jao


Ruk Jao Plz


Ruko Na


Ruk Ja


Ruk Oye


Ruk Na


Mujhe Pata Tha Tum meri bat nh mano gy


Me Msg Hi Kal Bhejonge...
Gud Nyt.
Indian song: jug sara jug nikhar gaya, hun moojan e moojan

Pakistani song: judge sare judge nikal gaya, hun fojan e fojan.
sardar, a japanese, and a britisher were shipwrecked on a deserted
island. One day they came upon an old lamp buried in the sand.
As they brushed the sand from the lamp a Genie appeared and said I''ll
give each of you one wish." The japanese said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and
he was gone! The britisher said "I wish I was home!" PUFF and he too
was gone. The sardar said "Boy is it lonely here! I wish my friends were
back!"
Ek Chota Baby Apni Mummy Ko Kehta hai .

" IS MaiN kia hai Mumy ? "

Mumy: ais main mera Pyara sa Baby hai

" Itna hi pyara tha tu kah kyo liya? " :P lolx
A Couple Is Sitting And Talking

Wife : I Am Going To Make You The Happiest Man In The World. . .

Husband : I Will Miss You . . . ;->
bikari : 50 paise de de ,maine 3 din se khana nahi khaya baba
marvadi : 50 paise nahi 5 rupaye dunga,pehle yeh bata 50 paise mein khana kaha milta hai…”??
rOz rOz ki muLaqatOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa hai...

rOz rOz ki muLaqAtOn ko tUmNe bhuLa dIa haI...

lOt kEr ajaO tUm aBto mEne.....

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mOrTeIn bHuja dIa hai
Pathan Ro Raha Tha
Admi;Kya Howa?
Pathan"Yara Hum Udas Ha Jis Say Pyar Karta Hay Uska Chumi B Nahi Lay Sakta"
Admi;Kion?
Pathan:Yara Uska Shave Boht Chubta Hay
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”


Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"SHAHID...!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->