WILLIAM NARGIS

Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->

May, 13 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2754 views Funny

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3 Things That Should Not B Asked..

3 Things That Should Not B Asked..

1.A Man''s Salary

2.A Girl''s Age..

&

Students %..

It Hurts

What a Wondrful Drama..

What a Wondrful Drama..
Writen by Dr Farooq Sattar
Cast:
Hero:Altaf bhai
Heroen:Altaf
Vilan:Altaf
Drama Name
"Istifa,topi ya chalaki"
Altaf, Altaf.. Bajao tali.

Door

When one door closes, another door opens.
That's when you realize that
.
..
...
you bought a really bad 2nd hand car!

Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha

Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.

Dhoom do (2)

Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga

"PAA DO"

After finising MBBS Dr''Muna start his

After finising MBBS
Dr''Muna start his
practice.

He checked 1st patient
eyes, togue &ears by
torch& finally said,

Bole To ... Torch ek dum
theek hai.....-;>

Lady:Doctor sahab

Lady:Doctor sahab mere kuttey ne petrol pe liya hai. Doctor:koi baat nahi jab petrol khatam ho jayega to vo aapne aap ruk jayega.

SHAAN is remaking TITANIC

SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.

In The End,

He does not die, But

Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and

Titanic on the other hand. :-)

the most important t

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure
When you fixed your eyes on me That day I"ll always treasure
I love you
** Happy Anniversary ***

My wife and I

My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.

pathan namaz parhnay gya

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

A mobile is like a

A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->

no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!

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WILLIAM NARGIS

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