WILLIAM NARGIS

WILLIAM NARGIS
Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->
  

May, 13 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     2687 views       Funny

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Tragedy of life:

Just about the time

when our income gets us

to a point where

food prices dont

matter anymore,

Calories start to

matter! ;-)

+92 300 2711 588 / +92 333 9968 674
Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee
Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha
Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
A Special dinner For u






In The Hotel Of My HEART




A Boul Of SMILE





Wid Soup Of CARE




In The Pot Of HAPPINESS



Dish Is LOVE



Pay By Bill

By


MISSING ME . . .
A LawYer

Will dO

AnYthInG 2 Win

A CaSe

SomeTimeS

He Will
EvEn tElL ThE TrUth... ;->

Kitne armano se
Shadi ki rat uska
Ghongat uthaya
Main ne
Pappu...

Wo bare piyar se
boli....

Aap sherwaani main aik dam chutiya lag rahe hain... =P ;->


~ T r u t h ~

Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->
Eik Dehaati Shehar Gya,
Uss K Peechay Ik Kutta Dor Para
Dehati Nay Pathar Uthna Chaha Magar Pathar Zamin K Sath Jura Huwa Tha,
Dehati Ne Kaha,
Yeh Ajeeb Jagah Hai Yahan Kutton Ko Khula Chor Daitay Hain Or Pathar Ko Baandh Daitay Hain,

Its Easier
To Be A Lover
Than
A Husband
For The Simple Reason
That
It Is More Difficult To Be
Witty Everyday
Than To Say
Pretty Thing From
Time To Time... ;->
''''KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!

K HAR SMS BHEJNY SE PHLY,,,

SERVICE SENTER WALY CALL KAR
K POCHIN....

R U SURA?????

U REALY WANT TO SEND THIS
SMS.....??
Memon Ask2 Taxi Driver? Abdullah Shah Ghazi K Mazar Jaoge?

Taxi Driver: Haan Jaonga.

Memon Ne Jaib Se Shoper Nikala Or

Kaha Wapsi Mai Langar Ki Biryani Le Ana.

Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli..


Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;->

An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
Beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->