WILLIAM NARGIS

Golden Words:
Larki us ashiq ko to maaf kr deti hy jo moqay se ghalt faida uthaye

Magar

us ko maaf ni krti jo moqay se faida he na uthaye
(WILLIAM NARGIS) ;->

May, 13 2010 170 chars (2 sms) 2842 views Funny

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Wo samne walon ka larka

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?

- He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘KEEP QUWAIT’ ‘KEEP QUWAIT’.

O Ja Oye Wasi

Mein yun he Ghoomta raha tere Shehar mein

WASI,

Na Kisi ne Chaaye poochi na Kisi ne Lassi.

O Ja Oye Wasi!.!''!.!

HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING

HUSBAND n WIFE were FIGHTING
HUSBAND:tu saali kutti..!!!
WIFE:tu saaala kutta...!!!!
their CHILD who was nearby said: MAIN SAAALA PUPPY....!!!

id like to buy som dog food

man:I''d like to buy som dog food

Salesman: do u''ve dog?

Man:Yes

sale:Wr?

Man:home

Sale:i''m sory cnt sel u unles i c dog.Store policy

next day

man:do u''ve cat food?

Sale:whr''s cat?

Man:home

Sales:sory can''t sel u unles I c cat

3day man walks in wid bag

Sale:Wts in bag?

Man: put ur hand in

Sale:It''s warm and moist Wat is it?

Man: p0tty!! I need toilet paper.... =P ;->

Rang Gorra Karne Wali Cream

Boy to shopkeeper: Rang gorra karne wali cream hai ?

Shopkeepar: Haan hai.

Boy: To phir lagaty Q nahin ?
mein roz darr jata hun tumhein dekh kar.

wo kya cheeze he jo

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Socho ?

Ans-SHANTI

Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun.

Banta-aur ab?

Santa-khaa hi jata to acCha h0ta.

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WILLIAM NARGIS

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