Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai

Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga

May, 13 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 2435 views Funny

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Memon Boss 2 worker:

Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal Mehnat Se kam Kia,islie 5000 ka Bonus Cheque de raha Hu,

Agar isi Tara kam Karogeto agle Sal ispar sign kardunga

pathan public toilet gya

Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-

pathan ko raat k 2 bajay fone aya

Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy

Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:

Khabees Ka Bachcha..

Zarori Nahi K

Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho

Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat Time poocha tha

Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat
Time poocha tha Faraz...

K kitne Bajey.?

Wo boli,
9 baje Quaid e azam k mazaar per.

Propose Karne

Propose
Karne
Ka
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Jakkas
Style

" Kya Ghoor Ghoor K Dekhti Hai ... Mar Dale Gi Kya .. ??
Dil Daina Hay To Dai ... Rakkh k Achaar Dalaye Gi Kia ..?? "

Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed

Yaar Tum Se Ye Umeed
Nhi Thi
Tum Ne Ye Kehte Waqt
Kuch Tou Socha Hota
Aakhir Tum Ko Zarurat Hi
Kia Thi k Tum Mere
Bary Me Logo''n ko Ye
Btao k

I m So Sweet ;->

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now dont ask me 4 more sms ...

appna raag aap jamaoo

Height of Orkuting.

Height of Orkuting...!

Boss got angry with employee as he saw him orkuting....!

Ssends his termination through Scrap..!

How do you convert a BUS into a female ??

How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
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Come late to the bus stop.. BUS MISS ho Jaayegi... !

1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa

1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa

Sherni Boli : Aby Chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, Size Aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?

Chooza Bola: Madam In Sab Ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->

Q. What''s the difference

Q. What''s the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos???
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A. The ones in the casinos are serious...!!!

If Columbus had been a Married man

If Columbus had been a Married man,he might have never discovered USA

Bcoz he
would be asked
Where r u going?
With whom?
To discover what?
When will u b back?

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Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai

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