On 20th. Anniversary husband deep

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
Wife asks: what r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife: Yes
Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wife smiles. ''''Yes.''''
Husband: Ahhhh! I would''ve been free today... =P ;->

May, 13 2010 321 chars (3 sms) 2048 views Funny

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Biwi Shohar Se

Biwi Shohar Se
"Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"

Shohar:
"Mene Tumhei''n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda
Larkio''n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi .." ;->

DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN

DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN WaS SlEePiNg iN FrOnT Of hIs hOuSe. A PoLiCe mAn sAw hIm aN ToLd hIm tO CuM PoLiCe sTaTiOn wD HiM.He rEqUeTeD HiM To aLlOw hIm tO PuT BaCk hIs bEd iN HiS HoUsE.ThE PoLiCeMaN AgReEd.tHe mAn wEnT InTo tHe hOuSe aN LoCkEd tHe dOoR.ThE PoLiCeMaN ShOuTeD"CoMe oUtSiDe".
hE RePlIeD:"y cOuLd i cOmE OuTsIdE, aS It iS KeRfUe oUtSiDe" :d

Pappu Dadi

Pappu Dadi say:kya hum hamesha 5 hi rhnge? Aap, Papa, Mummy, Mai, Bahan.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhari Shadi Ho Jaygi to Hm 6 ho Jaynge.
Pappu: Fir Behan k Shadi ho jaygi to hm 5 ho jaynge.
Dadi: Nhi Beta Jab tumhara Beta hoga to hm fir 6 Ho jaynge
Pappu: Fir Aap Mar Jaoge to hm fir se 5..... :D

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

Wife:-I will die.

Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D

Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri

Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri nafrat na samajh Faraz

Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi Imran Hashmi hota.... nafrat na samajh Faraz

Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi Imran Hashmi hota....

it takes 1000 worker

It Takes 1000 Workers To Built A Castle

Elven Players To Win A Match

Eight Semesters To Complete Engineering

Two Hearts To Make Love

But

A Single Woman Is Enough To Make A Home Sweet & Happy

Let Us Thank Our Mother

Love U Mom . . . =)

i know its ur birthd

i know its ur birthday 2day.. iam sure u''l give me treat in a big hotel.. so i shall talk to u in person there, coz i dunno to xpress my feelings in SMS"

A SciEntiFic Question:

A SciEntiFic Question:

Q: Paad Ki Smell Q Hotee Hai?
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A: Taakay Behray Loag Bhi Enjoy Kar Sakain ;-)

Arz Kiya Ha

Arz Kiya Ha

Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare

Wah wah

Dar dar phirte han gam-e-ishq k maare

Laa.do k lashkaraee
Jagg magg kapre sarae;-

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

Jahaz tofan me ghir gya

CAPTAN : ksiko tofan sa bach nklna ki dua ati ha?

A man raisd hand

CAPT said: OK ap dua pr gzara krn
hmary pas 1 life jackt km hy ;->

Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,

Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,

Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya.

Aap Ka Sms Tha Ya Kele Ka Chilka

Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Fissal Gaya

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On 20th. Anniversary husband deep

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