Teachr: Konsa Parinda

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?
Student: Wo DSP Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai..... >

May, 14 2010 194 chars (2 sms) 2715 views Funny

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love never dies

Love never Dies..

It remains forever

&

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...

Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)

1 of the most

1 of the most funniest and shortest joke u ever heard . . . .
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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D

Revised Version of TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Revised Version of
TRUTH IS THE BEST POLICY

Once again the woodcutter was going with his wife near the canal. His wife fell in canal. He started crying. Angel came & asked him. He told about wife. Angel went in canal and brought "Katrina Kaif". Woodcutter said yes. Angel became angry.
Woodcutter said, if I refused u should have brought "Shilpa Sheti" and then my wife. I m a poor man. I can''t afford all 3... =P ;->

Zarori Elaan

Zarori Elaan

City Mein 7 Khudkush Hamla Awar
Dakhil Ho Chuke Hein!

Agar Ap Mulk-O-Qoum Ki
Salamti Chahte Hain,
To

Unki Lambi Umer

K Liye Dua Farmain...

Napolean says

Napolean says " The Word " Impossible" is not in my dictionary "
Santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.

Kajol is a terrorist

Kajol is a terrorist and she used
shahrukh khan in 9\11 blasts!
Jimmy sher gill is his originall lover!
Now enjoy the movie "My name is Khan" :p :-D

sania mirza aur shoiab malik

Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?

Socho.

Nahi Pata?

Ab

India

Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)

things to remember

Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->

MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,

MAiN TuM k0 BAtAoN kE koN hAi "HuSSy",,,

Ye w0hi hAi Jo kAr gAyA PAkiStAni TeAM k0 KhAsSi.. ;->

2 ghantay aatay ki line mai

Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya

or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D

driver k saath bhaag gai

Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai

Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?

Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)

if any dog attacks you

If Any Dog Attacks You

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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)

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