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Pathan ki Maa pathan se
Pathan ki Maa pathan se
Pathan ki Maa pathan se ;
"Uth jao dekho Sooraj kab ka
nikal aaya hai".
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Pathan : "To kiya hua,
Wo sota bhi to Maghrib se pehlay hai...:-)"
GOOD MORNING
Ek Pathan Apnay Betay
Ek Pathan Apnay Betay K Sath Lakriyan Kaatnay
Jangal Gaya. Wapsi Mein Rasta Bhool Gaya.
Pathan Ghussay Se Apne Betay Ko Maarnay Laga
Aur Bola: Kambakht Main To Rasta Bhool Gaya Hun,
Tu To Ghar Ja.
BEST OF LUCK IN YOUR EXAM
All i want you is to be courageous
Be calm and
be self equipped with facts and figures
to conquer this exams battle.
I wish you is best of luck in your exams
Bapu Bola:
Bapu Bola:
"Jo Bhi Msg Nhi KArta Usay Or Msg Kar,Aisa Karny Se 1Din Usay Sharam Aayegi,
Sorry Bolay Ga Or Msg Ya Call Karega"
Bolay To
"Sharam aai kya"
Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh ca
Sardar’s wife: O sardar ji, yeh car
ki speed itni kion barha di…??
Sardar ji: oyee car ki break fail ho gayai
hain, is say pehlay k koi accident
ho jayai ghar pohunch jatay hain:p
Subah sM
Subah sMs
sham sMs
din me sMs
rat me sMs
ghar me sMs
office me sMs
college me sMs
aakhir kya hai ye sMs
S-Sub
M-Milkar
S-Socho...............;->
Lady: Dr. Plz.
Lady: Dr. Plz. call my husband inside
Dr:Trust me,main sharif aadmi hun
Lady:No Dr
ap ki Nurse bahar akeli hai aur mera husband sharif nahi hai... ;-)
A lady delivered twins.
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?
Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....
wherever u go out network follows
Once bread and butter
Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???
Because woh Butter FLY thaa..
yeh soch kar paresha
Yeh soch kar pareshan hoon mai
"kal bhi bhutto zinda tha aaj bhi bhutto zinda hai"
DOSTO!
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Kia bhutto
"STAR PLUS"
mai kaam karta hai..=P;->
Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,
Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,
her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,
Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,
Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->
Viaah De Mauqe
Viaah De Mauqe Te Jado Dolli Turi Te Duhe Da Mobile Vajya
Us Te Ringtone Te Gana Lagya C
"Dil Me Chupa K Armaan Le Chale
Hum Aaj Apni Maut Ka Samaan Le Chale" ;->
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