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Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?
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Student: Wo DSP Hain.
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Zubaida apaaaaa
In Dosti Ki Rahoon Main Dhoka Na Dena Dost Mera Yaqeen Tujh Py Aisa Hy Jaisy Zubaida Aapa Ko Apne Totkon Per. :-P
Businessman explaining
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
“Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service”.
''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
''Mohabbat ka sirap ho tum,
Tension ka capsule ho tum,
Aafat ka injection ho tum,
Par kya kare jhelna padta hai,
Kyonki... DOSTI ka oxigen ho tum.''
Janix yEh Sms Naya
Janix yEh Sms Naya
Aaya HaI
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KAISA LAGA..........;->
Techr : Batao
Techr : Batao Mje Naddi Naale Kahan Se Niklte Hain?
Studnt : Sir, Naddi Ka Toh Mje Pata Nhi
Han Naale Hamari
Shalwar Se Niklte Hain. :-) :-| :-D
So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Today is "RECHARGE DAY".
So, If U Luv sum1 truly,
Then Recharge my Mobile
with Atleast Rs.500
& U will get Married to ur Love...!!
It''s True...!!
Jaldi karna!!!
Sardar sent a
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.
Two seconds later a report came
to his phone and he started dancing.
The report said, “DELIVERED”.
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe
Jo Eid wale din roza rakhe wo Shaitan hy.
Aur
Jo Rozay wale din Eid manaye?
Aray Sahi Pehchana
Wo Pathan hy ... =P ;)
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:
"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
apny waado ko kabhi
Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
''Kutty Wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->
(Asif Zardari )
Urgent mSg... Misomi komura.
Urgent mSg...
Misomi komura.
Mai ukama.
Makaya Fula.
Taruma Wa Yalo.
Xambo.
Btmlu gpm.
Soch Kya Raha Hain?
Paisay mere Lagte hain jo dil karega bhaijun ga.... :P
KArAchi RoCk3rS
*KUCH LOG*
*KUCH LOG*
Haseen Yaadon Ki Tarah Hote Hen,
Jinhen Yaad Kar K DiL KUSH Ho Jata He,
Or
"JiN" Ko Bhulana Na Mumkin He
"TUM Unhi Me Se Aik
"JiN" Ho... :P
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