How a girl replies if Himesh proposes;
O huzoor, bhaad me jaaye tera suroor,
surat se hai tu khajoor,
bidi ki factory ka majdoor,
chal hoja door abey langoor!!!!
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.
Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to Dil ki sunno ............. Waha say bhi jawab na aae to .... Ankhain band kar ke . socho . . ke . . ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?
