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May, 24 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     2763 views       Funny

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one woman to another: Apki sab say bari taqat kaya hay.?
she replied: Mera Husband..!
1st asked: Aur sab say bari kamzori.?
she replied: Tumhara Husband..


A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI

A Dog Fell In Love
With a Cat
Bt
Dog''s Parents
Refusd Cat
Gues Why?
They Gave a Solid Reason




Ladki To MUCHHO Wali hai
Read Carefully A Letter By A Student: . Dear BOARD Of Education, . . . . . . . . . . . . I’m Also BORED Of Education..
Do U Know My Love Story..






















INTERVAL















The End!!
Full Of Suspense!!
Q. which day is stronger..!

Sunday Or Monday...??



The Answer is..!


Its Sunday


Coz


Monday Is A Weekday(Weak day
Upcoming Horror Movies!

1.Exam ka Khauf

2.Tadapta Student

3.Shaitani Books

4.Sadma Result Ka

5.Neend ki Maut

6.Pyasi Examiner

7.Pass Ho Na Ho.



Agr Mobile companies bijli banati to kya hota ?

Pehle 2 ghante k bad bijli free,

5 frnds n family members ko 600 unit free,

weekends pr bijli totaly free,

rat 12 bje se subah 6 bje tk bijli 5 rupe ghnta,

bijli TM HI TO HO,

unit bijli or bill pr NO SMJHOTA,

bijli the smart choice,

isse sasti srf mombti
What Is The Difference Between A Nicely Dressed Man On A Tricycle And A Poorly Dressed Man On A Bicycle. . . ???













Need Nt To Think Hard











It’s Simple Yaar

A TYRE . . . ;->
what is depth of frendship?
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ITS when your best freind runs with your lover and you miss your best friend.

Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Jawani mei howe barbad . . .

WAH WAH . . .

Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->
A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!