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U want 2 kill
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sure?
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"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..

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Train kabhi puncture nai hoti....

Tell Me Your Name in English.

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

Hey how r u?How''s life?

Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!

hAmY

''WARNING ! ! !

''WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON''T WORK AGAIN''

After Reading The

After Reading The Form Filled By An Applicant

The Employer Said: "We Do Have An Opening For U"

Applicant: What Is It ?

Employer: Its Called The
"DOOR" ;->

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Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
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Ziada easy load krwata hay.
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6 Inch ka hai.
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Size normal he
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Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
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2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
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Lena he to bolo?

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''Faraz ne English Main Shair Arz Kya Hai.

''Faraz ne English Main Shair Arz Kya Hai.

My Life is Full of Emotion

Wah Wah

My Life is Full of Emotion

P for Potti
M for Motion. :-)''

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