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Men''ll never
Men''ll never understand women and women''ll never understand men.
And that''s the one thing that men and women''ll never understand.
Do u understand?
''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban
''hi makhe how are you sta pa sata suban
dar baghrat ya che ma ta phone no ka''
q wh8s the differe
Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?
A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay
Pathan:
Yaar Bakray Ki Zabaan Khao Gay?
2nd:
Nahi, Main Moun Say Nikli Hui Cheez Nahi Khata..
1st:
Acha,
To Phir Ye Lo,
Anda Khao..!!
Contemporaray & Inauthentic
Contemporaray & Inauthentic Me Kya Diffrence Hai?
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Haan To Phir Tum Ne Btaya Nahi Kya Farq Hai?
Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar
Qabr Ma frIshtE 1 AdMi ko Mar
rAhE thE pHr b w0 hANs rHa
tHa frIsHtE nA wJa p0cHI to
usNe kHa k "Mai kHudksH haMLa
Mai Mra hu yE sIr
MerA ha 0r JIsM kIsI or ka.
Bruce Lee''s Favorite
Bruce Lee''s
Favorite
Vegetable=Mu-Lee
Festival=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Qawa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animal=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs
Why ?
Kha-Lee ... ;->
Most Relationship Fail
Most Relationship Fail
Not Becoz Of The Absence Of Love. . .
Love Is Alwayz Present
Its Just That
One Love Too Much
And
The Other Loves Too many . . . ;->
Phaansi l----l- l ''.o. l /l\ phaansi l JL ll
Phaansi
l----l-
l ''.o.
l /l\ phaansi
l JL ll
Ye b tumhari trha Bohat km sms krta tha.
LATKA DALA salay ko
ab teri bari ha
AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN
AQWAAL-E-ZAREEN
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choro.
AAP par konsa asar hona hy... :-
Dad 2 son:
Dad 2 son:when i beat u how do u control ur anger? Son:i start cleaning Toilet. Dad:How does that Satisfy u? Son:i clean it with ur ToothBrush...
Tamam bewaqufon ko
Tamam bewaqufon ko ittela di jati hy...
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