It Doesn''t Matter

It Doesn''t Matter
It

Doesn''t

Matter

How Often

A Married Man Changes His Jobs ... !!!

He Still Ends Up

With The Same Boss ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     133 chars (1 sms)     2334 views       Funny

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YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...
Thapr marne pr nraz wife se husbnd bola,"Admi use marta he jse pyar krta he"Wife ne husbnd ko 2 thapr mare or kha,"Ap kya smjte ho k main apse pyar nhi krti.
Long ago, a person who sacrificed his sleep, his family, his food, his laughter.. was called a SAINT!

But,

now he is called a
"HUSBAND" ;-D


Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p
Barsat ki raat
.
1 bhigi larki
.
bhige kapre

bhigi zulfen
.
bhige hont
.
us se nazren mili
.
dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha...




kal ye 100%

bemaar hogi... ;->


T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
U r 1 of d most CUTE persons I have seen.

Dont misunderstand me
Cute means
C-Creating
U-unnecessary
T-Troubles
E-Everywhere
Why Pakistani Girls Are Not In Sport?


Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
Tennis, Chess, Carrom Etc


Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
Boys....
If MOLVIS Start Film Making
Names Of Films Will Be

Isla Aaya Tum Na Aaye

Kaho Na Ramzan Hai

Hum Zakat De Chuke Sanam

Kabhi Roza Kabhi Namaz

Humari Tasbeeh Aap K Paas Hai

Aa Ab Namaz Parhain

Shaheed Tou Hona Hi Tha

Molana Aap K Hain Kon

Paise Wale Hajj Ker Jayenge
Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele hain.
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.

1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,

2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.

Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?





Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)
Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast