Saving Is

Saving

Is

The Best

Thing ...

Specially

When

Your

Parents

Have

Done

It

For

You ... ;->

May, 17 2010 125 chars (1 sms) 2530 views Funny

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''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....

''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....

1. Ap khubsurat aur nek dil insan hain,

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

BaaQi mazaq kal krenge...''

A sardaar to his friend

A sardaar to his friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, meenu 1000 Rs chahi dey si.
Friend: Dost hi dost dey kam aanda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha karwa tey purse ley aa.

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DAFA 302 ke tehet.

Ye bhi teri tarha SMS Nahi karta thA
LATKA DALA

God Sends

God

Sends

Us

Meat,

The

Devil

Sends

Us

Cooks.

Proverb

Once Upon A Time...

Once Upon A Time...

A Legend Used To Send Messages & Fools Used To Enjoy Reading Them.

Now Again The Legend Is Back And The History continues! :p

Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro zara. . .

Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro
zara. . .
PAppu

.

.
Maiyat mai aker p0chte hain khana kub lagega... ;->

Tell Me Your Name in English.

Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.

Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?

Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)

5 years 20 subject

5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults

A normal human
being cant do all this!

The remaining abnormals are called

DOCTORS..!

Have u seen a monkey

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

Mehanti Hoti Hyn

Research K Mutabiq
Larkia''n Larko''n Se Zyada
Mehanti Hoti Hyn

Kyun k

100 Me Se 10
Larkia''n Naturaly
Khubsurat Hoti Hyn

Aur Baqi

Apni Mehnat Se ... ;->

Hi The Cute

Hi

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

&

Beautiful

Person

Khush ??

Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

The Latest New Dance Craze

The Latest New Dance Craze

Is Called

"The Politician"

It''s Two Steps Forward

One Step backward

And Then

A Sidestep ... ;->

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