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Programming 2day Is A Race b/w
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Programming 2day Is A Race b/w
Programming 2day Is A Race b/w
Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w
Software Engineers Striving
To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs
And
The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.
So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->
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A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note To His Test Paper N Wrote,F
A Student Attached A 100 Rupee Note To His Test Paper N Wrote,
''Rs 1 For 1 Mark''
The Paper Checker Sent Him Rs 81 Back N Wrote
''U Got 19 Marks Keep D Change''
Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.
Ye Msj Blank Nhi He.
Apko Dhund Ki Wja Se Wrds Nazr Nai A Rahe...
Happy Fog Day
pathan ko raat k 2 bajay fone aya
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K
Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
2 pyaz , 3 lahsan ,
2 pyaz , 3 lahsan , 5 gm jeera , 3 kali mirch , 2 spoon namak , 4 spoon oil , 1 cup water aur thoda hara dhania . Pata hai me kia bana rahe hun. . .Tumhe ullu
Last nite i caught sum stars.
Last nite i caught sum stars... i''ll give them to the person who is just so sparkling and speciall to me...
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Catch it its 4 u!
''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru
Jis din tera sms na aaye
Ji ye chahe teri kanpati pe 2 maaru.''
sms ki barsat karta hai
Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,
Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai,
Apka Reply aye ya na aye,
Lekin...
Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->
Businessman explaining
Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
“Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service”.
Wada karo K tum Apni Zindgi
Wada karo
K tum
Apni
Zindgi
ki Har
Cheez
Mujhse
Share
Karoge,
Khushi
Gham
Dukh
Sukh
Or
Yahan
Tak k.!
Even
Apnay mobile ka balance bhi...! :->
1 tha Chooha..
1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@
Aam zindgi..
Aam zindgi..
hum ek bhi ladki nahi pata sake..
College ka 1 semester khrab ho gaya....
Mentos zindgi:- ek bhi ladki hume nahi pata saki...Unka 1 semester BARBAAD ho gaya....
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