Programming 2day Is A Race b/w

Programming 2day Is A Race b/w
Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w

Software Engineers Striving

To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs

And

The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.

So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     226 chars (2 sms)     2162 views       Funny

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Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ...

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...Ghubara phatay tu THaaa Hoti ha :)
BEER Is Now

Cheaper

Than PETROL!




"DRINK"







Don''t DRIVE
Aaj Ka ThoughT ;->

If u want to gain knowledge,
add something everyday 2 ur mind.
But if u want to gain wisdom,
remove something everyday from ur mind.
FuNnY fAcT ...

ThE pEoPlE

WhO wAnT qUiEt

ArE aLwAyZ

ThE lOuDeSt

GeTtInG

eVeRyOnE eLsE tO

sHuT uP ...

IsN''t It ... ;->


After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . .


Th¡S Situation Iz Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
;-)Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Question:Tum Mein Aur Pepsi Mein Kaya Similarity Hai?



Ans:Both R Cool,
Sweet,
Sub Pasand Karte Hai Aur Most Imp Similarity...

Dimag Wali Jagah ''DHAKKAN'' Hai


Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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AND
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?
Once Upon A Time...

A Legend Used To Send Messages & Fools Used To Enjoy Reading Them.


Now Again The Legend Is Back And The History continues! :p
BHIKARI : Saab Rs.6 dedo coffee pina hai

MAN : Kyoun bhai 1 coffee to Rs 3 ke hai

BHIKARI : Saab sath me girlfriend be hai

MAN : Bhikari hokar be girlfriend banali

BHIKARI : Nahi saab girlfriend ne bhikari bana diya