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Programming 2day Is A Race b/w
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Programming 2day Is A Race b/w
Programming 2day Is A Race b/w
Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w
Software Engineers Striving
To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs
And
The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.
So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->
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today is newspaper
''Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Teacher: Batao Wo Kon C Chiz Hai
Jo Tm Roz Dekh To Sakte
Ho Pr Torr Ni Sakte???
Student: Miss Aapka Mooun.......!! ;)
do u knw wat is diff
Do U Knw Wat Is Diffrnce
Between Radio Nd Akhbar?
Simple
Janix
Akhbaar ME Hum Rotyaan Bech Skte Nd Radio Mai Ni;->
In battle Sardar g
In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.
Why?
Sardar g replied
'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤
Aaae, Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka
Aaae,
Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy
Bole To
Ek dum khalas
Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To
4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal
warna khalas.
Lil Bad One lAwlX
Lil Bad One lAwlX
Height Of Romantic Shayiri
World''s Best Romantic Shaiyri
Ji Karta Hai Choom Loo Teri
Potty Me Pade Matar Ke Dane Ko,
Kambkhat Kabhi To Tere
Labo Se Hokar Gujra Hoga....
[")]
College ki galyon
College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...
My Thumb Never Pains
My Thumb Never Pains
While Typing Sms For U
But My Heart Beats Keep Increasing
Untill I See "Sms Delivered To U"
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Nahi Tou Paise Waste Ho Jayenge Na . . . ;->
Ek Rat Husband
Ek Rat Husband Ny Wife Se Pani Manga Or So Gya
Bivi Sari Raat Khari Rahi Subha Hoi
Husband:Tum Sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye
Wife:Gussy Se Talaq;-)
Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte
Ap ko pata hai Jis Ghar me Kutta ho us me Rehmat k Farishte Dakhil nahi hote
To jis mulk ka Sadar he Kutta ho wahan Rehmat bhala kese Nazil ho gi... ;->
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=F
=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=
When A
Man Bring
His Wife Flowers
For No Reason,
There''s A Reason.
kya ap abhi tak kanwari hain?
Interviewr: Kya Ap Abhi Tak kanwari Hain?
Actress Meera:G Nahi Main Abhi Tak Unmarried Hoon.
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