Programming 2day Is A Race b/w

Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w

Software Engineers Striving

To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs

And

The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.

So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->

May, 17 2010 226 chars (2 sms) 3253 views Funny

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TeAcHeR:

TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn''T YoU?"

StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."

''On this special day

''On this special day
When the world is filled with
Love, hope and joy

I would like to express
My appreciation and care

For the most wonderful person
In the whole wide world

Wont you please be my valentine''

cheeni leny chaltay hain

Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum

"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D

This is last time that I am asking u...

This is last time that I am asking u...

Do u

Do u L

Do u Lo

Do u Lov

Do u Love m

Do u Love me

Do u Love meat or r u VEG?

A Sardar saw

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”

Master of puppets

Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can''t c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz

A Robber,

A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?

Ans: A Police Officer!!

Mera pyar ho tum

Mera pyar ho tum

Qarar ho tum

Iqrar ho tum

Etbar ho tum

Sansar ho tum

Bahar ho tum

Jis k baghair
Mera
Sar chakraata hai
Wo

Wo

Wo

NASWAR ho
Tum ;->

''Gadhon Ki Race!....

''Gadhon Ki Race!....
10..
9..
8..
7..
6..
5..
4..
3..
2..
1..
Fire!..

aray Bhago sms bad main prhna..''

a smart lawyer said

A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->

Who Is A Doctor???

Who Is A Doctor???

He Is That Person

Who Cures The

''Ills''

By

''Pills''

&

''Kills''

The Person With His ''Bills...

Define "GUTS"..??

Define "GUTS"..??

Its Wen Ur Boyfrnd Catches U In Theatre With Another Boy & U Say,
"SWEETHEART NEXT SHOW IS WITH U..!!!";-)

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