Programming 2day Is A Race b/w

Programming 2day Is A Race b/w
Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w

Software Engineers Striving

To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs

And

The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.

So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     226 chars (2 sms)     3185 views       Funny

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Meri Prem Kahani ka ajeeb ending tha...Izhare_muhabat by SMS kia thaa..Us ki shadi ho gai and Sms abhi tak pending tha...
Osama asked from his brother,wots going on in ur life... his brother replied:''kabhi khushi kabhi gham''
wen same question was asked from Osama he replied:'' kabhi atom kabhi bomb''
Woh aayi muskuraee,

usne kaha,humne suna,

woh kehti gayi hum sunte rahe,

woh chal di,humse raha na gaya ,

bas keh hi diya...

"MADAM ATTENDENCE TO LAGA do."
.7....
..8...
...6..

(L)(O)(V)(E)
(P)(Y)(A)(R)
(C)(H)(A)(H)(T)

Yeh Taveez Mujhe Mobile
Wale BaBa Ne Diya Hai
Ke Yeh Taveez Main Jiss
Number Per Bhi Send Karon
Ga Us Number K Istemal Karne
Wale ko SMS Parhte Hi Mujse
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi...

Ab Tum Hi Batao Yeh Kaam KAr Raha Hai K Nahi ??
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life,
success before work,
& divorce before marriage.
but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives.
!!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hum chaat par chade patang udane ke bahane,
Wo bhi chaat par aayi kapde sukhane ke bahane,
Uske mummy ne jo dekha ye hasi najara,
Jhadu le aayi wo bandhar bhagane ke bahane..

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?
Sceince kehti hai paani boil karne se
germs mar jatay hain.

Science ko yeh to btao k germs ki
Dead bodies to paani
mai he rehti hain na;-)
a child never saw his hips. Once his teacher slapped on his hips, he came home and saw his hips n said "Kaminey ne do tukde kar diye"
Pathan Ka baita Awaaz badal Ker Apnay Master Ko Çall Kerta Hy.. "Maira baita Aaj Theek Nahi Hy, Aaj Nahi Aa sakta" Master Awaaz Pehchan Ker Ghussay sy ßola.. Tum Kon baat Ker Rahay Hou? bacha Ghabratay Huay: Mairay Abbu baat Ker Rahay Hain..


Teacher: Dunia Me Kitne Bar-E-Azam Han?
Studnt: Gi 3
1. Quaid-E-Azam
2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
3. Mere Uncle Haji Azam.


Bachay K0 Ghar Se Bahir Bhejte Huey
Aur Kisi K0 Miscall Marte Huey
Aik Hi Dar Rahta Hai??
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K0i CHUK Na Le...!!...;->