Programming 2day Is A Race b/w

Programming 2day Is A Race b/w
Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w

Software Engineers Striving

To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs

And

The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.

So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->
  

May, 17 2010     226 chars (2 sms)     2244 views       Funny

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The brain is a wonderful organ.

It starts working when you get up in the morning,

and doesn''t stop until you get to the office.
''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''
1 Boy:Yar larkion ko “I love you”
kehnay ki sub se achi jaga kon si hai?
2 boy:Mazaar
1Boy:woh kion?
2boy:kion k wahan unke paon mein chappal nahin hoti.


Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?

Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!


Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->


mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli

wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli
Mard, orat, heejrey main koi farq nahi hai Faraz,



Q K is prcham k sayae tallay hum aik hain hum aik hain . . . ;^>
6 reasons to prefer GUNS over WOMEN

1.U can trade an old 45 for a new 22

2.U can admire a friend''s gun & He''ll let u try it

3.Ur Gun stays with u even if u r out of munitions

4.Guns function normal everyday

5.Gun do not mind if U go 2 sleep after u use it

6.MOST IMP:
U can buy a SILENCER for A GUN! =P ;)
Shakila: Kal me bus stop par khari thi k, ek larka aaya, mera haath thaam lia, or mujhse izhar e ishq krne laga..
Jamila: Haye Allah! Tmne use daanta nhi, khamosh kerne k liye kia kaha?
Shakila: Nhi tmhe to maloom he, Ammi ne mjhe ajnabi logo se baat krne se mana kia hai..
Neend aur susti hamare Dushman hain.(Allam Iqbal)

Hamain apny Dushman se bhi pyar kerna chahiye.(Quaid-e-Azam)

Ab batao benda BABA ki Maney ya CHACHA ki...!!!

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
bcoz
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.
.
.
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->


Aik Intahaee Educational Shair Arz Hai...



Honthon Pe Hai Lipstick Aur Naina Kajal Se Lais,



Neutralization Is The Reaction Of Acid With Base... =P ;->


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