Programming 2day Is A Race b/w

Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w

Software Engineers Striving

To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs

And

The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.

So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->

May, 17 2010 226 chars (2 sms) 2306 views Funny

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Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me

Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..

sardar Bought A New Mobile.

sardar Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Sardar Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya

Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Twade laye khobsurat hon di tarkib

Pres down buton

Once again

Ek wari hor

Bas ik wari hor

Lo daso g, banda kadi button daban nal v khobsurat hoya?

To, Near Police Station.

To,
Near
Police Station.

Respetd Sir,
As My Sweet''frnd'' 4got 2 SMS Me,I Kindly Request U2 Take Action Imedatly & Encountr His DABBA Mob

Kash koi "exam result"

Kash koi "exam result" ka insurance kara deta
to har exam sa pehle premium bharwa deta.
Pass hota to thik
warna insurance claim karwa leta

1 Chotey Bache

1 Chotey Bache Ne Darwaza Khola Aur Apni Behan
K BoFrnd Ko Dekh Ker Masumiat Se Bola:

"Aap Roz Baji Se Milne Aa Jate Hyn, Kia Aap Ki
Apni Baji Nahi Hyn" ;->

Interviewer: Can

Interviewer: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Interviewee: P-O-S-T-B-O-X....

A Psychiatrist

A Psychiatrist

Is A Fellow

Who Asks You

A Lot Of Expensive
Questions

Which

Your Wife Asks You
For Nothing ;->

Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried

Us Ne Ye Keh Kar Fried Cockroach Khila Dya Ghalib...
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K.
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Har Cheez Meezan Main Achi Lagti
Hay ..

Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?

Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?
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Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish....

Aik pathan jub bhi wash room

Aik pathan jub bhi wash room
jata to darwaza khol kar jata.

Kisi ne wajah pochi to us ne bataya
k usey shak hai k darwaze k neecay
wale soorah se use koi dekhta hai

Husband And Wif

Husband And Wife are Like two tyres of a vehicle.

Even if one punctures , the vehicle can''t move further

So intelegent men always carry a stephny with them . :)

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