We Have Been Listening :

We Have Been Listening :
We Have Been Listening :

"Practice Males Perfect ... "

But

Also That Too :

"Nobody is Perfect ... "






So














"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->
  

May, 17 2010     202 chars (2 sms)     1915 views       Funny

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Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo

Shab: Tumhain sharam nahi ati road pe khare ho k BHEEK mangte ho?

Bhikhari: Abay tere 1 rupeye k liye kya OFFICE khol Loon ??
Programming 2day
Is A Race b/w

Software Engineers Striving

To Build Bigger And Better Idiot-Proof Programs

And

The Universe Trying To Produce Bigger And Better Idiots.

So Far, The Universe Is Winning ... ;->
Aao Ehad Kare''n k
3 Cheezei''n Haath Se
Kbhi Nhi Jane De''n Ge

Sharafat



Sadaqat


Aur















Un Ki Girlfriends ... ;->
Hum to apni hi shadi may bacchiyan taar rahay thay papPu...


Hamain kya pata tha k Saala movie bana raha hai... ;->

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

.

.

.



Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
" Aisi Konsi Jagha hai Jaha Mard or Auraat dono k baal "CRUELY" Hotye hain "


Kiya ??

Socho ??

Ek chance or lo ?

You dirty mind ...


ans: AFRICA
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!


It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .


2 LitR Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .


Na Aye YaQEen To Laga Lo 1.5 Litr Ki Pepsi. .;->
Dis ones awesome!

How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day
I Wish Someday I Can Spend
My All Waking Moments With You
And I Don’t Have To Hate Missing You.:(
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers
Frnd:4th?
Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam A Barber
Frnd:Y ,Dnt U Throw Him Out
Santa : Coz He''s D Only 1 Who Earns..!